3CorsaMeal
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is a worker on the office that walks round clicking his fingers really quickly, sounds like a twat.
today i am gonna walk round clapping my hands and whistling like a lorry reversing.
any other annoying tactics i can put into action?
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Robbo
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pen clacking... turning ur pen on and off, my boss does it and its soooooooooooooo irritating
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ajscorsa
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tap a ruler on ure desk too.
type as hard as u can without screwing ure key board.
trip the cunt up as he walks past next time, or slam the fukers fingers in a drawer so he cant click them
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3CorsaMeal
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yesh
just gotta find a clicking pen..
nice one
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Matt H
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call him a fuckin perv every time he looks at you
he will soon get vey angry
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
yesh
just gotta find a clicking pen..
nice one
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Scottydoo
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Get a semi stiff jubjub and batter it against your desk, pointing and shouting "your next bitch!!!"
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3CorsaMeal
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@ Scottydoo.
he already seems a bit annoyed,
i been swinging on my chair and found a squeaky bit am so chuffed now
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leni
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click yout tounge, like tutting but sucking your tounge off the roof of your mouth!
hard to explain
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Dione J
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LOL - I've got one of these in my office too!
He throws up a coin and catches it aswell as he walks down the office - then dont get me started on the office junior, looking and dressing like a CHAV with her flappy belly hanging out, hair scraped back and wearing all black tight clothes to think she looks SLIM!! PMSL
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
is a worker on the office that walks round clicking his fingers really quickly, sounds like a twat.
today i am gonna walk round clapping my hands and whistling like a lorry reversing.
any other annoying tactics i can put into action?
[Edited on 25-10-2004 by d_jay50]
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by leni
click yout tounge, like tutting but sucking your tounge off the roof of your mouth!
hard to explain
i know what u mean
like a horse walking noise almost
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Scottydoo
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Hide everyones mouse ball and make holes in the bottom of all the plastic cups for the water chiller
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Nismo
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hum the scatman john tune
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Scottydoo
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Do a shite in the sugar tub
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Winston2nd
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Just sing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves" or is that a bit much
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leeshez
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When he clicks his fingers say hold on i will guess that tune
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Winston2nd
Just sing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves" or is that a bit much
Bastard I am now humming that to myself and sheeet I wanna kick the shit outta my scrawny ass
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goldfish
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
is a worker on the office that walks round clicking his fingers really quickly, sounds like a twat.
today i am gonna walk round clapping my hands and whistling like a lorry reversing.
any other annoying tactics i can put into action?
go over to his desk and fart then walk away without laughing
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Tom
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eat tuna or eggs. throw things or just copy him, OR even better write things about his mum in the toilets.
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Ren
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Just mutter "twat" under your breath everytime he walks past you. Once he catches on he'll be more careful of what he does around you, or (even better) will avoid going near you all together. Hurrah!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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Whistle through a pen lid alllllll dayyyyyyy
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by Scottydoo
Hide everyones mouse ball and make holes in the bottom of all the plastic cups for the water chiller
i got in so much trouble for that at school
might scan in the letter they sent home
PMSL those were the days
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leni
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quote: Originally posted by Grey Fox
Just mutter "twat" under your breath everytime he walks past you. Once he catches on he'll be more careful of what he does around you, or (even better) will avoid going near you all together. Hurrah!
or thump you one
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dave17
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buy some bubblegun and keep blowing bubbles and popping them
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Adam-D
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twat him in the face
extreme. but you will feel ultimatly better
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