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Jason Iles
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3rd Nov 04 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class
section of the plane.


The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders
quite violently in her seat.


The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.


A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently
wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.


The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.


A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a
tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.


The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and
says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue
and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!


Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"


The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare
condition and when I sneeze, I have an org*sm."


The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says,
"I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"


The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
Meat-Pie-SRI
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3CorsaMeal
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FPMSL

quite good for a gay man
markBezzy
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3CorsaMeal
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am i the only one thats thinks its funny
Smiffie
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made me smile
Jamie
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
erm ha?
Jason Iles
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quite good for a gay man


3CorsaMeal
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quite good for a gay man


i took a course


any info?
Jason Iles
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes always whipe front to back
Ally
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay
Jason Iles
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay


I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one
Ally
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay


I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one


Like Graham Norton?
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay


I am straight, and iv never kissed a gay man, but iv kissed a man who has


Jason Iles
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay


I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one


Like Graham Norton?


sort of
J da Silva
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Graham Norton has a bf so how can he be a gay icon who's straight?
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay


I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one


i'd have anything by anyone put inside me and then tell the internet about it


society is deffo changing these days
Jason Iles
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I just need to tell people
Ally
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Jason Iles
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Ally you'd get ruined
Robbo
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jace u poofty woofty
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Jace u poofty woofty


Robert have you seen Adams bird, she is
Robbo
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3rd Nov 04 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nae bad ken Only my lover calls me Robert (pls continue ) Jason I ahve missed ur dulcet sexy tones of late
Jason Iles
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Yes I am back today but will not be tomorrow I have a date with Adams wife
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