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Martin
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   15th Nov 04 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Im at college n pretty bored, sooo i thought im going to start a story and you all have to write the next line...? you know what i mean...?

lets give it a go



So there i was the other day, driving with ma biatch down the road in my Corsa......
markBezzy
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15th Nov 04 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when it all fell apart and every one stopped to laugh.
ScottyBrum
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15th Nov 04 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was so angry at the car falling apart i layed into the nearest chav to vent my anger
Ally
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15th Nov 04 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whilst i went for a wee in a bush
3CorsaMeal
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a mutha fucking spider bitch ate my cock
Martin
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15th Nov 04 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Then the chav got up from the floor, and tried to nick the spider...
ScottyBrum
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the chav went to the nearest jewellers and had the spider with half a cock hanging out his mouth gold plated and put on a chain to add to his collection of 18 chains, 7 bracelets and 12 soverigns
3CorsaMeal
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then a mutha fcuking spider bitch ate my cock
Martin
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15th Nov 04 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The chav then got back into his company van (that he gets from doing a carpentry apprenticeship at a local college) and goes to show off his 'spider bling' when suddenly...

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by Aztec_sxi]
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 04 at 15:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
his mum called and said it was time for his bath
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
as he was in the bath he looked down at his
Ryan L
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15th Nov 04 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
swollen nipple which had recently been pierced using a match, a needle and some TCP so he called out to his mum

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by Ryan L]
Martin
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15th Nov 04 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the chavs mum came running up the stairs with her...
3CorsaMeal
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15th Nov 04 at 15:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cheese knife

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by 3CorsaMeal]
Nismo
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I have a bellybutton
T1NK
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and stabbed him in the head
Martin
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Then the chavs dad came bursting in the room shouting...
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 04 at 15:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'm gonna ruin yo dry bitch maw
markBezzy
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15th Nov 04 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And inserted his dirty great schlong in to her dirty ring hole!
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
after hearing all the noise the chav gran came into the bathroom and flopped out her saggy boobs
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 04 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and saw that due to his failing eyesight Chav Dad had grabbed the family rottweiler by accident

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ya dirty fookin basssstiddd chav gran shouted look wot ya done to me dogs arse
Martin
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she then decided she should punish the chv dad, so she...
T1NK
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pulled out a baseball ball bat from her knickers and ...
CorsAsh
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jumped on him and smothered his face with her granny flaps

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