corsa valver
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Registered: 19th Jan 05
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i picked up my corsa yesterday and i was sat at the lights with my brother behind me in his little 1ltr nova as his 2ltr nova is having new fuel lines, anyhow sat at lights look at are kid and hes saying go go go kick the golf as the bloke driving was laughin at him so i let him pass up the slip road i was up his arse got onto motorway up to about 130mph AND THEN the engine management light came on i kept goin until he pulled over and i took him i was laughing so much i nearly lost it. about 3miles away from our junction im in middle lane wi our kid tailing a 944 porsche comes up outside lane i looked across and started laughing u got a poor mans porsche he looked really pissed he decked it i decked corsa and then he was not there he didnt pass me he couldnt keep up i dropped back into middle lane and our kid comes up behind me laughing the porsche comes back onto my right and looked very confused i laughed and got off home there will be 2 valver corsa's, 1 valver nova and one turbo tigra if it ever gets done all racing down strip. thanks for reading my little story hope it made you laugh it would have if you could have seen the face on the porsche driver ha ha ha
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Woody22
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K2 GTi
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Originally posted by Woody22
Same lol
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blundey
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hmm you DO need help 
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Sinth
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someone needs to goto school to learn how to construct meaningful sentences 
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corsa valver
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Registered: 19th Jan 05
Location: castleford, yorkshire
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yeah yeah does anyone elses car do this. engine management light coming on when at around 130mph
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ainsley_brader
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Location: Tattershall, Lincolnshire
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Originally posted by corsa valver
u got a poor mans porsche
You ever driven one? A lot more comfortable than a corsa!!!!
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Kris TD
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Ware, Hertfordshire
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yeah, it comes on at 130mph too warn you too drive at a sensible speed before you kill some innocent people
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topshot_2k
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^^ no cause most of use enjoy our lives and i wouldnt fance a crash in a bloody corsa at 130. instant meat 
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AK
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meat on wheels
Interesting was of asking about engine light 
and no, mine does not
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corsa valver
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you only live once and wanted to see if it was faster than my astra gte 16v as i got 152mph out of that racing a vectra sri. i only did it the once it wasnt very good at that kind of speed it tram lined and didnt want to slow down . im not mad or owt i just like to know top speed. do any of you guys no why the light came on.
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corsa valver
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Originally posted by topshot_2k
^^ no cause most of use enjoy our lives and i wouldnt fance a crash in a bloody corsa at 130. instant meat
wat would you rather crash in, if i crashed i would rather die than become a brain dead potato. you could die tomorrow by getting hit by a bus or somat and wat you goin to say to the guy upstairs when he asked you wat happened "oh got hit by a bus" he will say "your not the first" and he will say to me "you mad little fecker your the first guy to die in a corsa at 130-150mph wat did you do to it" then i will be in with the big guy and get all the nice birds only kidding i hope you dont die as you got a nice car and a family that will care for you.
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James_DT
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I hope you get your license taken off you and thrown in jail. 130mph is just fucking stupid. Wanna know top speed? Use a fucking rolling road or a track.
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Cybermonkey
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corsa valver, go back to school.
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dragslag
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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you gay only 130 ha had 158 in a nova yeah mick
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corsa valver
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nice one but how come im getting abuse and you arnt
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broster
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cuz some people on here never ever speed etc........
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Kris TD
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quote:
Originally posted by broster
cuz some people on here never ever speed etc........
i think you will find most people speed, but only silly idiots speed by that much.
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topshot_2k
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wat would you rather crash in, if i crashed i would rather die than become a brain dead potato. you could die tomorrow by getting hit by a bus or somat and wat you goin to say to the guy upstairs when he asked you wat happened "oh got hit by a bus" he will say "your not the first"
i'd take my chances in a race prep'd car not in corsa with no roll cage, etc etc
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Andy
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Registered: 28th Dec 99
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa valver
i picked up my corsa yesterday and i was sat at the lights with my brother behind me in his little 1ltr nova as his 2ltr nova is having new fuel lines, anyhow sat at lights look at are kid and hes saying go go go kick the golf as the bloke driving was laughin at him so i let him pass up the slip road i was up his arse got onto motorway up to about 130mph AND THEN the engine management light came on i kept goin until he pulled over and i took him i was laughing so much i nearly lost it. about 3miles away from our junction im in middle lane wi our kid tailing a 944 porsche comes up outside lane i looked across and started laughing u got a poor mans porsche he looked really pissed he decked it i decked corsa and then he was not there he didnt pass me he couldnt keep up i dropped back into middle lane and our kid comes up behind me laughing the porsche comes back onto my right and looked very confused i laughed and got off home there will be 2 valver corsa's, 1 valver nova and one turbo tigra if it ever gets done all racing down strip. thanks for reading my little story hope it made you laugh it would have if you could have seen the face on the porsche driver ha ha ha
I've tried, but I still need somone to translate the above for me
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
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I'm a ned..... i raced a few cars, and won.... ... zzz
The real question.
My 'check engine' light comes on at 130mph, why is this?
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thunda
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152mph in a 16v astra gte, i wonder why mine does'nt do these type of speeds  lol
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corsa valver
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cos you got to put ya foot down and stop pussy fannyin around and grow some balls you only live once ask dragslag he got 158mph out of his valver nova
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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I know this is very nearly 3 years old but
What a dumb cock
Did Corsa Valver die in a 150 mph fireball or was he beaten to death by half a dozen or so CS users?
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Limecat
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If you know its almost 3 years old why the fuck did you bump this mongaloid shit?
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