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Nismo
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9th Feb 05 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mums sold her Gaff and she now has no where to live so she's decided shes moving back in with me

I know have to clean teh whole place and make room for them by the weekend.

She's going from this



to this



HOW the fcuk are we going to get everything from there into my gaff

including another 4 animals = 2 dogs + 6 cats
Tom
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How muchos she sell that for massive.

I'd just change the locks mate, squaters rights
_Allan_
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well least you'll get plenty of pussy !!!
Natalie
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I assume they are only moving in till they find their own place

Nemo's animals are lovely
Nismo
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9th Feb 05 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
How muchos she sell that for massive.

I'd just change the locks mate, squaters rights


be just like the Carnies on teh Simpsons.

sold for just under a mil.
TNM
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9th Feb 05 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what does your mum do?
Tom
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9th Feb 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a mil a mil feck me
Matt H
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9th Feb 05 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I no where I'd rather go

Party house

There wont even be space on the floor
Martin
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9th Feb 05 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my mum brought the house
Pablo
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barteh
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9th Feb 05 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ur mums welcome to come stay with me

might sound silly, but that doenst seem alot of money for that house

[Edited on 09-02-2005 by barteh]
Sinth
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9th Feb 05 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^ exactly wat i thought , wouldve thought such a massive house would go for at least 2 mill
Martin
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it's cause the house is just one massive room with lots of windows in.
Nismo
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9th Feb 05 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by barteh
ur mums welcome to come stay with me

might sound silly, but that doenst seem alot of money for that house

[Edited on 09-02-2005 by barteh]


this is the country , house prices aint that much round here.
TNM
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9th Feb 05 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what does she do nemo?
Nismo
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9th Feb 05 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
what does your mum do?


nothing she just lives with her guy whos an anitique dealer
Pablo
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9th Feb 05 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I met ur mum, she is funny, she was worried u was gona sleep with Tracey wen u was with Hannah
TNM
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9th Feb 05 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
furry muff.
John
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9th Feb 05 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi
my mum brought the house


She brought it where exactly? With her to the shops?
Nismo
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9th Feb 05 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
I met ur mum, she is funny, she was worried u was gona sleep with Tracey wen u was with Hannah


I was untill Mum got funny with me

nah i know she wasnt impressed
barteh
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
furry muff.


she'd ave to loose that if i let her move in
Nismo
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9th Feb 05 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I no where I'd rather go

Party house

There wont even be space on the floor


I have a shed
Pablo
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9th Feb 05 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
I met ur mum, she is funny, she was worried u was gona sleep with Tracey wen u was with Hannah


I was untill Mum got funny with me

nah i know she wasnt impressed
Dont think Tracey was thinking the same It was so funny I went to open a beer and she said, dont u dare let him sleep with her, I said she wont dont worry it was funny
Nismo
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9th Feb 05 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
I met ur mum, she is funny, she was worried u was gona sleep with Tracey wen u was with Hannah


I was untill Mum got funny with me

nah i know she wasnt impressed
Dont think Tracey was thinking the same It was so funny I went to open a beer and she said, dont u dare let him sleep with her, I said she wont dont worry it was funny


cheeky fooker

Its the way she said where is everyone sleeping tracey was sat on my bed and goes "here im sleeping in nemos bed" mum blew her top

you ended up sleeping with her
Pablo
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Yes!

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