Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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ill start it off,
"don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining"
"Youv'e been on a driving course havnt ya Tyrone,
course I ave"
"The name's Hank, Fuckface"
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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"i gaurante you she wont be walking for a fucking week"
"nice one bruva....fuckoff"
"I have a bellybutton" 
"ill cut you first you cunt"
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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"i've got the Tarzan and Jane of Jungle just swang in on the vine this morning mate. I'm telling ya, this could turn Harry Crishna into a bad boy!"
"Zeeber-fuckin-dee"
" do you know my mate Stanley"
"where's your tool?!
what fucking tool?
THIS fucking tool!"
[Edited on 14-04-2005 by CrazyCarlo]
[Edited on 14-04-2005 by CrazyCarlo]
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk codshit to strangers all night. I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor, the free radicals inside me are freaking man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family, man. We're going to get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life! I've got 73 quid in my backburner. I'm gonna wax the lot, man. The milky bars are on me! Yeah! "
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vincefenlon
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Registered: 16th Nov 04
Location: Dunstable, Bedfordshire
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"your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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"listen to this.The emporer wants to control outer space, yoda wants to explore inner space, thats the fundemantal diferrence between to good and the bad sides of the force................................I dunno where it comes from sometimes, it freightens me"
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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"Say hello to my little friend"
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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i bet you could suck a golf ball throu a garden hose
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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"u talking to me?"
Jules:Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.
Turkish: I fail to recognize the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalizing gorgeous" and "a good deal".
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Turkish: [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour.
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Can i get.. any of you cunts... a drink?
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
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Aaron02
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Registered: 26th Feb 03
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"sit down and shut up you big bald fuck"
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Turkish: Well the rabbit gets fucked.
Tommy: [pauses] Proper fucked?
Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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"Just when i thought i got out, they drag me back in."
"Take it bitch, take it like a slut,"
"ahhh ahhh ahhh" but thats a special movie.
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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''I'll be back!"
"Beat me up scotty!"
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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"i have the power"
"by the power of grayskull"
"need air, must get air"
"snarf"
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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Now listen: I want somebody good -- and I mean very good -- to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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"a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down"
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Here's some canny ones 
'God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.'
' I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.'
'If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.'
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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I love you carly you knwo what the gresest film ever is
"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him...if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one who will break the peace we have made here today."
"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."
"Fredo, you're my older brother... and I love you...but don't ever take sides, with anyone, against the family again. Ever."
"I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense."
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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tis quality
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