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Author i had the runs yesterday
L33 LEG
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22nd May 05 at 09:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
never buy fanta from mcdonalds
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
never buy fanta from mcdonalds


u alsways have the runs!!!
L33 LEG
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no this was different. i went tesco for a piss and then felt this flow comin. so went bog and shat out water, looked orangie. then 10min later needed to go again, this time it was water, proper distilled like was so clear. got home 20min later and shat again, looked like paper sumhow. i got a bit of brown out but not much. since then iv jst been pissing out me crack
Mo
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
no this was different. i went tesco for a piss and then felt this flow comin. so went bog and shat out water, looked orangie. then 10min later needed to go again, this time it was water, proper distilled like was so clear. got home 20min later and shat again, looked like paper sumhow. i got a bit of brown out but not much. since then iv jst been pissing out me crack


Bottle it and sell it back to macys!!!
L33 LEG
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i may jst go maccys later on and leave my skids on the counter
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
i may jst go maccys later on and leave my skids on the counter


Go through the drive through and launch em through the window hatch!!!
L33 LEG
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that would be a good idea, however i have jst been to the shitter and i had a plop. studied it and it is fully brown once again, even saw blocks of potato in it from earlier. so good news fella, i have no longer got the runs, i can now clean myslef and do a 'pokie bum wank' . been waiting all weekend for this
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
that would be a good idea, however i have jst been to the shitter and i had a plop. studied it and it is fully brown once again, even saw blocks of potato in it from earlier. so good news fella, i have no longer got the runs, i can now clean myslef and do a 'pokie bum wank' . been waiting all weekend for this


WTF is a 'pokie bum wank'
L33 LEG
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22nd May 05 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its where u put ur fin ger up ur ass and have a wank at the same time. its well good well, so iv been told
Twiggy
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22nd May 05 at 17:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jesus christ!!! I wud love to ask me mrs to do that!!!

[Edited on 22-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
leeshez
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That will teach ya to go there and eat that shoot
L33 LEG
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have u tried the power wank?

this is where whilst wanking u place ur thumb on top of ur end and tug n tug
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
That will teach ya to go there and eat that shoot


i drank it, not ate. u fuckin muslim wannabe
leeshez
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
That will teach ya to go there and eat that shoot


i drank it, not ate. u fuckin muslim wannabe

Did you not have anything to eat and WTF is wrong wanting to be a muslim?

It was line cleaner not fanta
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
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Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
That will teach ya to go there and eat that shoot


i drank it, not ate. u fuckin muslim wannabe

Did you not have anything to eat and WTF is wrong wanting to be a muslim?

It was line cleaner not fanta


i tried eating the rubber like chips and the granny greased burger but decided not to.

anyways peeps, im off out now in the rain. least i can blame the weather on my wet pants now
leeshez
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L33 LEG
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im home, and im dry
leeshez
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Awww bless
L33 LEG
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dnt get cocky u fuckin wankshaft
leeshez
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23rd May 05 at 07:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or will you poo yourself?
L33 LEG
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iv jst had a poo thank you. i think u need to leave and die cos ur a fuckin wankshaft
Twiggy
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I think we need to invent a portable toilet for him that sticks to his ass!

Or, strap a bag to him like horses do and u can see it coming out!
L33 LEG
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i think u shoudl mind ur own buisness unless u want to be a wankshaft aswell

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