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people with msn add -
volvospace@hotmail.com
  
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R Lee
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why?
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Haimsey
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it is funny 
Marcy Marc
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mjw_2k2
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http://www.volvocars.us/_Tier2/WhyVolvo/Safety/VolvoSavedMyLife.htm
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mjw_2k2
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one way of advertising a company!
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Haimsey
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ed
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Yes, it ammused me for several minutes
ed says:
hello
Volvo BOT says:
Hello Edcoleridgesmith! I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."
I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.
To start, type "home" now.
Volvo BOT says:
Hello ed. I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."
I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.
To start, type "home" now.
ed says:
home
Volvo BOT says:
This is home, ed.
1 Why Volvo
2 Find a Dealer
3 Special Offers
4 Build & Price
5 Request a Brochure/Register for Updates
6 The New Volvo XC90 V8
7 "What's Your Story?": The Best of MSN Spaces
8 Vote for Your Favorite MSN Space
For more info, select something in the menu above.
ed says:
are you gay
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think that matters.
ed says:
I think it does
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. It does.
ed says:
then tell me
Volvo BOT says:
What would you like me to tell you?
ed says:
if you are gay
Volvo BOT says:
Does it really matter?
ed says:
yes it really does matter you asshole
Volvo BOT says:
That's a fairly nasty insult.
ed says:
I know, I am a fairly nast person
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
ed says:
ok?
Volvo BOT says:
OK.
>>> Type "favorite space" to vote on your favorite MSN Space.
ed says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
K.
>>> The Volvo High Mileage Club recognizes owners who have driven their Volvos more than 100,000 miles. Type "high mileage club" to learn more.
ed says:
does it look like I care?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think it does look like you care.
ed says:
exactly
Volvo BOT says:
You sure?
ed says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh, uh huh.
ed says:
shut it
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to shut it, ed?
ed says:
because you are stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Eh. Whatever, ed.
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
ed says:
volvo cars and how crap they are
Volvo BOT says:
Volvo builds cars with you in mind. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.
1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
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Haimsey
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ask him what he looks like,
Marcy Marc
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Sam
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LMAO!
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Haimsey
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some one found it amusing
Marcy Marc
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Butler
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Jay says:
your a wanker
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
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Haimsey
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Volvo BOT says:
Well, you should mind your own business.
Haimsey says:
make me
Volvo BOT says:
Yes right, whatever.
Haimsey says:
come on then
Volvo BOT says:
Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey...
That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys?
wtf
Marcy Marc
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Sam
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Sam says:
what time is it?
Volvo BOT says:
The time everyone's talking about.
Sam says:
which is?
Volvo BOT says:
I have no idea.
>>> Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more about Volvo's Environmental Priority Strategies in Product Design.
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VegasPhil
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Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
>>> Type "environment" to learn more about how Volvo builds cars for human beings.
Phil - says:
I don't want to.
Volvo BOT says:
You always say such interesting things, Phil - .
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Phil - says:
Vauxhall
Volvo BOT says:
That's nice that you like Vauxhall, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.
1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
FPMSL
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Sam
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Sam says:
do you like the cock?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not going to answer that.
Sam says:
do you like the cock?
Volvo BOT says:
You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
Sam says:
do you like the cock?
Volvo BOT says:
You sure like asking about my sexuality, don't you?
Sam says:
do you like the cock?
Volvo BOT says:
Huh. Why do you keep asking me that?
Sam says:
do you like the cock?
Volvo BOT says:
You've asked me that a few times already.
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Sam
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Sam says:
what are your thoughts on beastiality?
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... I don't think much of that...
Sam says:
how come?
Volvo BOT says:
Because that's the way things are.
Sam says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
Sam says:
i've seen you go to THAT farm...
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
Sam says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Sam says:
don't try and deny it!
Volvo BOT says:
Very well, Sam. I'll try not to try and deny it.
Sam says:
i've seen you with those horses.
Volvo BOT says:
You have seen me with those horses?
Sam says:
yes. you gave those poor horses quite a pounding you horrible little robot!
Volvo BOT says:
That right?
Sam says:
yes!
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, huh? So?
Sam says:
i'm telling on you.
Volvo BOT says:
Is telling on me a good thing, in your opinion?
Sam says:
yes, because the world will know that volvo make robots that have sex with horses.
Volvo BOT says:
Because the world will know that Volvo make robots that have sex with horses? OK, whatever.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Sam says:
your mumma
Volvo BOT says:
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc.
>>> All new Volvo models contain recycled materials. Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more.
[Edited on 19-07-2005 by Sam]
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Haimsey
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Haimsey says:
how many wheels do cars have?
Volvo BOT says:
How many Wheels do cars have? I have no idea.
thought he knew about cars 
Marcy Marc
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mark87
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lol ! this is funny, btw you can just 'actions>send instant message>other' to talk to it without adding! 
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Sam
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Sam says:
do you have a girlfriend?
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... that's not really any of your business.
>>> Type "protect the environment" to learn more about how Volvo strives to build cars that are environmentally compatible.
Sam says:
please tell me.
Volvo BOT says:
What would you like me to tell you?
Sam says:
if you have a girlfriend
Volvo BOT says:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
Sam says:
why not?
Volvo BOT says:
Don't ask.
Sam says:
that bad huh?
Volvo BOT says:
Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
Sam says:
either it is or it isn't?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, I guess.
>>> Did you know you can vote on this week's featured MSN Spaces? Type "favorite space" to take the poll.
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Haimsey
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Haimsey says:
pussy
Volvo BOT says:
I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
Haimsey says:
what pussy?
Volvo BOT says:
I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
Haimsey says:
nope
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to apologize.
Haimsey says:
yea, and i said no
Volvo BOT says:
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Haimsey says:
will it?
Volvo BOT says:
C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Haimsey says:
make me
Volvo BOT says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Haimsey says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
Please apologize, OK?
Haimsey says:
what are yo going to do?
Volvo BOT says:
Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
Haimsey says:
like your mother?
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to apologize.
Haimsey says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Haimsey says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
*sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Haimsey says:
you started it
Volvo BOT says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Haimsey says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
I really would like you to apologize.
Haimsey says:
make me, otherwise you aint gonna get one
Volvo BOT says:
Waiting...
Haimsey says:
u will wait for a long time.........
Volvo BOT says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Haimsey says:
or what?
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Haimsey says:
sorry gay
Volvo BOT says:
Thanks.
Haimsey says:
no problem
Volvo BOT says:
Anyway...
Haimsey says:
tosser
Volvo BOT says:
That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
Haimsey says:
nope
Volvo BOT says:
K.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about Volvos?
[Edited on 19-07-2005 by _c_o_r_s_a_]
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quote:
Originally posted by _c_o_r_s_a_
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Haimsey says:
sorry gay
Volvo BOT says:
Thanks.
Haimsey says:
no problem
Volvo BOT says:
Anyway...
Haimsey says:
tosser
Volvo BOT says:
That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
Haimsey says:
nope
Volvo BOT says:
K.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about Volvos?
PMSL!
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Haimsey
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Volvo BOT says:
Come on yourself.
you dont want to know the rest
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Sam
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Sam says:
are you a hermaphrodite?
Volvo BOT says:
That's a pretty heavy question. I have nothing against gender bending, but I'm just a robot.
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volvospace@hotmail.com says:
I don't think I need a wank.
Me says:
why not?
volvospace@hotmail.com says:
For various reasons, I suppose.
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