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Cybermonkey
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered
vacuum cleaners."

"Fu*k off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed
it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
my
demonstration." and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t
all
over
her hallway
carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
sh*t
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a fu*king good appetite,
because
the electricity was cut off this morning."
Cybermonkey
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OMFG OLDEST JOKE EVER YOU LAMER L33t HAxor
Skinz
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heres my joke THAT I PERSONALLY MADE UP


Why did the girl want to stick a piece of Maize in her Vagina?



..Because she wanted amaizin fanny






[Edited on 17-08-2005 by Skinz]
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just realised this is the wrong forum




































your joke...
richard_syko
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Better than all of yours put together though sorry Dave














And even thats crap
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why did the seaweed?

because the sand blushed







or have i got that wrong
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Richard, im gonna bollock-chop you in half
Skinz
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fpmsl the wrong way round jim

why did the sand cry?

cus the sea weed!


my joke is fuking ace
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i did flying fist of juudar on the neighbours dog
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why did the sellotape?

because the sello wanted to watch it later

just made that up
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FPMSL


Pics
Cybermonkey
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SONIC BOOM
richard_syko
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I got a joke for you Dave.

Why does my cam cover gasket leak?
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What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on small crackers.
richard_syko
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Because its broken
Skinz
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thats not the proper street fighter david
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My kids love going on the internet and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on sticky notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
FPMSL


Pics


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thats me
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pmsl where do you find these pics?
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
FPMSL


Pics




its chavlene
Skinz
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal


why is the bloke on the left trying to be an eagle?

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