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Mattb
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10th Oct 05 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

as is suspected my car has been eating all the pies and weighs far too much, so today i sent it to fat camp.
while at fat camp it lost:
5kg of fiberglass insualtion
5kg of audio wire
15kg of dynamat
the rear seats..

however while she now fits nicely into a size 14 dress, she still needs to loose more.. and theres still dynamt in the boot, the doors and on the roof.. should be at least another 15-20kg..
then as a special treat a trip to the pod!!
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10th Oct 05 at 14:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

post pictures you slut
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10th Oct 05 at 14:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

also jr will be proud.
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well i did tell u it was properly sound proofed
Corsa E-Tec
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nice
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take some pics mattb and send them to me ill host them in my garage
Mattb
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quote:
Originally posted by iceman
well i did tell u it was properly sound proofed


however when i found the expandi foam shoot i was not a happy bunny




hang on i'll run down and get some pics
iceman
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mate the foam is easy to remove stanley knife and watch ur fingers
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10th Oct 05 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ncie one matty.. get that fatty on the treadmills and "cut the gut"

make her a perfect 10 in no time
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW

make her a perfect 10 in no time


Its a corsa, i think a size 8 would look better
SteveW
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10th Oct 05 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

(what would JRs car come under ?? )
Mattb
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
(what would JRs car come under ?? )


bolemic.. size decomposing??, dead ermmmmm
willay
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10th Oct 05 at 14:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

put it like this, jr's car hops when it accelerates.

I made a diagram to show this:

Mattb
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@ willay!
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10th Oct 05 at 14:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that was Sunday.
Mattb
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10th Oct 05 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ooooohhhhh pics...

noting exiting really

PRP herself



Her slimmer ass



The offending dynamat

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wow willay.. i dont know art but i know what i likes...
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quote:
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wow willay.. i dont know art but i know what i likes...


When you take me for a spin I shall make a picture for you same for Matt.
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10th Oct 05 at 14:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
wow willay.. i dont know art but i know what i likes...


When you take me for a spin I shall make a picture for you same for Matt.


i can see my pics now...

little green corsa going down the road, with osama bin laden hanging out the exhaust pipe with the rest of the taliban firing rockets and machine guns at innocent passers by...
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10th Oct 05 at 14:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

each picture includes an original willay quote (tm)
S1MON
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nice work mate, slim like an anorexic on a hunger strike!!
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
that was Sunday.


after karting where he broke my kart.....
SteveW
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10th Oct 05 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

right then willay.. i shall have to take you for a spin if your going up santa pod this weekend (sunday) then i can there..

i wanna see some "artwork" of my car, as well as a willay trademark comment
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10th Oct 05 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh my days u really are stripping it lol
iceman
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10th Oct 05 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when ur done get it on the weight station lol when i had the system in there with all the false flooring its weight was nearly 1700kg

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