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SteveW

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28th Oct 05 at 10:32

swapping over the keys on the keyboards

i know its totally childish but we are laughing

changing over the keys on our bosses PC

cos he is a little bit of a slow typist ... he is out of the office til later on today maybe even monday so he wont notice

Brett

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28th Oct 05 at 10:34

When i worked at railtrack...we filled a guys entire draw with salt

he was well pissed off

Ojc

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28th Oct 05 at 10:37

Put sellotape over the bottom of the mouse so they spend an hour trying to figure out why its not working.

I do this everyday to someone different.

Edd

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28th Oct 05 at 10:37

but steve that prank only works on good typists who dont have to look at the keyboard

Edd

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28th Oct 05 at 10:40

this is the best

get clingfilm at lunch time go to the toilets and put it over all of the pans and if your brave enough the urinals this results in hilarious consequences

Nismo

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28th Oct 05 at 10:42

I stick post-it note on the bottom of optical mouses then they spend ages trying to fix it not knowing what it is

mwg

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28th Oct 05 at 10:44

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
but steve that prank only works on good typists who dont have to look at the keyboard

No because if they dont have to look at the keyboard that means they know where the letters are so wont notice. The key might say H on it for example but it'll still type whatever the original letter was...

If you have to look at the keyboard then it'll work cos you'll go to press H and end up with a different letter on the screen

Edd

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28th Oct 05 at 10:44

the best part of mine if you do the urinals it gives terrific splashback

Ojc

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28th Oct 05 at 10:45

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
but steve that prank only works on good typists who dont have to look at the keyboard

It would'nt bother me as I touch type.

Edd

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28th Oct 05 at 10:46

quote:
Originally posted by Matty G

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
but steve that prank only works on good typists who dont have to look at the keyboard

No because if they dont have to look at the keyboard that means they know where the letters are so wont notice. The key might say H on it for example but it'll still type whatever the original letter was...

If you have to look at the keyboard then it'll work cos you'll go to press H and end up with a different letter on the screen

true

Tom

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28th Oct 05 at 10:47

Someone in work did the key thing to a proper crank she got well pissed off

started saying this is a place of work not a place of fun

She's left now tho

I will do the selotape one later

Blue

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28th Oct 05 at 10:47

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
the best part of mine if you do the urinals it gives terrific splashback

Also, if they have a shit on the clingfilm you could collect it and store it in the freezer for subsequent space docking

Edd

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28th Oct 05 at 10:48

quote:
Originally posted by Blue

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
the best part of mine if you do the urinals it gives terrific splashback

Also, if they have a shit on the clingfilm you could collect it and store it in the freezer for subsequent space docking

oh yes!!!

Edd

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28th Oct 05 at 10:49

but what if they have diarrhoea???

SteveW

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28th Oct 05 at 10:49

same most of us can touch type but bossman cant

gianluigi

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28th Oct 05 at 10:49

thats wrong

--Dave--

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28th Oct 05 at 10:51

how about this one

Put a small square piece of sellotape over the mouthpiece on a colleagues phone. If you get it perfect they won't be able to see it covering the small holes.

The person they're talking to on the other end won't be able to hear them either

[Edited on 28-10-2005 by --Dave--]

dna23

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28th Oct 05 at 10:52

swap the keyboards usb around if pc's sit back to back... watching there faces as random things appear on there screens is hilariouus

--Dave--

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28th Oct 05 at 10:53

can also swap the monitors round

Tom

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28th Oct 05 at 10:54

I haven't got the balls to try the phone one but I might try the keyboard swapping

gianluigi

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28th Oct 05 at 10:54

quote:
Originally posted by dna23
swap the keyboards usb around if pc's sit back to back... watching there faces as random things appear on there screens is hilariouus

we didn this at school with the mouce, people used to get stressed, i'd be closing their applications. but people took it too far, some1 was writing a report, done loads and loads, and when they closed it they click no to save, and lost all their work!