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Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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11th May 06 at 14:16

The following are questions/things asked in my shop over the last two days....

1."wideboy" comes in about 20 odd years of age, says:

"ive been on orange PAUG (!) for the last 4 years and put on £30 a month most months, can i get a free phone? My mate said he did"

- Jog on

2. "is there an upgrade to the pay as you go?"

I have no idea either...

3. "How will i know when my phone is off?"

4. Woman who asked previous qustion whilst holding a dummy phone from the display, asked why the screen hasnt gone blank when she presses the "off" button

Fucking morons!!

Brett

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Location: Manchester
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11th May 06 at 14:18

douse

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11th May 06 at 14:18

Working in retail you do really get to know how thick (and lazy) the general public really are.

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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11th May 06 at 14:21

you find out how stupid some people are when working anywhere which involves the general public

Jambo

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Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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11th May 06 at 14:22

i might point out this was just the last 2 days

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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11th May 06 at 14:22

quote:
Originally posted by douse
Working in retail you do really get to know how thick (and lazy) the general public really are.

What he said ^

SXi_Tim

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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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11th May 06 at 14:23

I work on phones, selling engines etc, it really brings out the retards of society

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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11th May 06 at 14:24

could be worse, public sector u have to put up with thick staff instead

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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11th May 06 at 14:28

There was a guy from Warwick university (meant to be clever) who wanted to buy some ink cartridges from us ages ago, went round the display picking random cartridges up, got to the till and we asked which printer it was that he had (as we usually did to make sure people had the right refills), to which he replies:

"Does not matter, they are all same, all fit my printer."

Err. No.

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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11th May 06 at 14:36

@ Ash

Plus why do they all have the attitude that you dont know anything and they are right

Do they not understand that you do this for a living and are here everyday???

Some russian lady tried having a go at me cos she was declined for a contract, she was like well what option do i have? I said PAUG.

She was like well thats not very good is it? I wanted to say no, but neithers your credit.

Instead i just put my best "sorry" face on

dna23

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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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11th May 06 at 14:38

i have to deal with people like this all the time Jambo

it's frustrating

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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11th May 06 at 14:50

I could never deal with the public

CorsAsh

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11th May 06 at 14:51

Except to cull them?

Ojc

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11th May 06 at 14:56

Put them in a ghetto, round em up, round em up.

dna23

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Registered: 1st Nov 04
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11th May 06 at 15:07

People's stupidity amazes me, we need some form of culling to sort this nation out.

Adam_B

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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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11th May 06 at 16:29

best one i get at work, and its quite frightenening how often we get it

them - 'do you do dump valves?'
me - 'yes, whats it for'
them - 'its a *insert any N/A car*'

Adam_B

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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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11th May 06 at 16:31

also laugh at people who choose there engine oil by the price, fucking 20w50 in a ford zetec cos its only £4.99

Haimsey

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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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11th May 06 at 16:33

I was asked for the "cubic pounds of pressure per square inch" of our chipboard the other day

Why on earth would you need to know this

Marcy Marc

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DarrenGSi

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11th May 06 at 16:34

lol

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11th May 06 at 16:39

People don't understand anything. The problem is, it's socially acceptable to be stupid, or dappy, as it's commonly called these days.

John

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11th May 06 at 16:43

quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
I was asked for the "cubic pounds of pressure per square inch" of our chipboard the other day

Why on earth would you need to know this

That seems to be a perfectly sensible question to ask if your talking about flooring or something

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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11th May 06 at 16:44

I think a good one at my work...

Parent: My child has had 3 ski lessons now, why can't they ski yet? I am paying for this lesson you know...

Me (Given reply): Well, some children are slower at learning than others, just give it some time.

Though this is the actual answer:

Your child is a fat shit, if they didn't eat chocolate all day and watch TV then perhaps they might gain some athletic ability and be able to get off thier ass and do something. And as for the paying for it, damn right you are, I don't work for free.

Haimsey

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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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11th May 06 at 16:47

quote:
Originally posted by John

quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
I was asked for the "cubic pounds of pressure per square inch" of our chipboard the other day

Why on earth would you need to know this

That seems to be a perfectly sensible question to ask if your talking about flooring or something

not sensible to ask a part time college person first thing on a saturday morning

[Edited on 11-05-2006 by Haimsey]

Marcy Marc

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Paul_J

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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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11th May 06 at 16:50

I'm going to come to your shop, with my trousers round my ankles. Waddle into the door and go

"Hi, I'm here to complain that when I bought this phone, my trousers fell down - I would like to see your manager!"

Then when they try to pull my trousers back up I'm going to shout 'Sexual harrassment!' and sue orange.

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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11th May 06 at 16:58

quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
I was asked for the "cubic pounds of pressure per square inch" of our chipboard the other day

Why on earth would you need to know this

where do u work? and that is a perfectly good question the person asked

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