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Author I've joined the cool 1.6 8v club
willay
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7th Sep 06 at 07:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wut wut yo

I didn't think I would ever drive a car that is less technically advanced then a Vauxhall Corsa.

I give you, the Vauxhall Belmont.


(sourced from google)

This is one bad boy, has a choke (what the fuck is that?!) and the interior stinks of old mans piss. I also think the timing belt rubs against the cover when you come off the revs

Talking of revs, this mofo doesnt have a rev counter and I believe the brakes are made out of rice pudding

All I need it for is taking me to the train station and back for work - this morning was its first journey into the darkness of 5:30am! I got to the carpark to say the least, but I'm not looking forward to my trip home where there will actually be traffic.

So I'm now part of the cool 1.6 8v club, I get to join such faggots as jr, ojc and possible Lee Mitchell.

peace out.
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7th Sep 06 at 07:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats gangsta
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lol nice motor.
jr
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Please G.T.F

i would actully suggest xe'ing it, but why make it worse than it allready is
willay
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7th Sep 06 at 07:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah why have performance when I can have a slowasfuck and datedasfuck 1.6 8v, poot poot!
jr
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PMSL you love the inter engine club banter
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bet there's enough space in that engine bay.
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7th Sep 06 at 07:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mate theres enough space for a 20xe, the original 1.6 8v and jr's 8v which is currently sitting on his drive.

STILL with enough space to fit 4 passengers and fad&rus stuffed into the boot.
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love the faux plastic FMIC. well done Luton-Cru
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:ROFLCOPTER:
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Quality!
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
Mate theres enough space for a 20xe, the original 1.6 8v and jr's 8v which is currently sitting on his drive.

STILL with enough space to fit 4 passengers and fad&rus stuffed into the boot.
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ace
willay
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Adam-D am I thinking right that this is the kind of shitter you like?
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the type i blow up for fun? yes.

take it out in a field for half hour leave the handbrake on too
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i will not been joining that club unless the 8v is substantially lighter than the 16v
willay
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7th Sep 06 at 08:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whatevaa
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pmfsl.

you driving in this is a sight i would pay to see



do you have your chest hair out and gold medallion on?

[Edited on 07-09-2006 by dna23]
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7th Sep 06 at 08:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
willay, strip it, totally,

like tv did

leave 2 seats in and a set of harneses, lower it a bit, set of alloys and ate 256mm brakes, and bang on a lairy cam and a set of carbs
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7th Sep 06 at 08:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I love Belmonts, its a sporty looking model though William, its gorgeous.
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Nah the one I have is a Belmont L, there is nothing sporty about it.
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surely its idela for leaving in the car park at the station all day though, keep the miles of the corsa, so you can make it how you really want without worrying about getting to work
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dont worry about the trip home from the train station.

belmont + train station car parc = twoced

ring the insurance company and get an agreed value on it of 5k now!
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7th Sep 06 at 09:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my insurer valued it at £100
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