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SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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24th Jan 07 at 10:36

well so far,

have deleted my faceparty account, so no more 17yr old sluts messaging me pics of their fannehs

Had a clearout on messenger of anything ive tried to willy, which includes a couple of you on here

Just need to encrypt all my heffer porn, i dont know what she would think if she found a 20 stone monster bouncing up and down on a donkey kong jr dong.

Kathryn W

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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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24th Jan 07 at 10:38

Pmsl

Awwww Mark what are you going to do?

--DAN--

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24th Jan 07 at 10:40

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
20 stone monster bouncing up and down on a donkey kong jr dong.

SetH

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24th Jan 07 at 10:41

I think the words, "not screw this one up" will suffice

Ally

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24th Jan 07 at 10:43

Fair play to you Mark

Really puss is better than internet puss anyway

--Dave--

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24th Jan 07 at 10:44

yes that 'Really Puss' tastes so good

Ally

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24th Jan 07 at 10:45

Real dave, if you even know what it is

SHUT UP

Kathryn W

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24th Jan 07 at 10:46

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I think the words, "not screw this one up" will suffice

Glad to hear it..

Good luck to you!

--Dave--

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24th Jan 07 at 10:46

SetH

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24th Jan 07 at 10:48

PMFSL @ Ally lol

ally you should be a fucking stand up comedian

WATSON

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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Fife, Scotland
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24th Jan 07 at 10:48

Same here mine has changed also

i never have any time on the computer when she is here as she wont let me on

used to use profileheaven ect all the time she wont let me use them apart from bebo aswell

Ally

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24th Jan 07 at 10:52

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
PMFSL @ Ally lol

ally you should be a fucking stand up comedian

I cant, i cant stand up and support my weight for that long without getting sweaty and out of breathe

--Dave--

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24th Jan 07 at 10:53

probably because those places are flooded with horny little 16 year old boys wanting to get their dick wet?

She is probably worried you're turning gay ffs.

SetH

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24th Jan 07 at 11:16

lmao

we both have myspace accounts, and im just listed for friends,networking so thats not a prob.

lets face it fp and bebo etc are for slutting it up.

Tom

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24th Jan 07 at 11:19

Did you fuck it up with your last missus by her finding heffer porn on the pc

SetH

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24th Jan 07 at 11:28

please dont even joke about that m8, was quite hurtful for both of us.

anyway my new gfriend keeps saying stuff and i quote:

"i cant wait for you to cum in me and make me preggers"

"when im preggers im going to wear a tight top to show of my big boobies and swollen belly"

"when im preggers i want to fuck all day"

ahem, destination selected.... 'Trash can'

loubielou

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24th Jan 07 at 12:39

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
please dont even joke about that m8, was quite hurtful for both of us.

anyway my new gfriend keeps saying stuff and i quote:

"i cant wait for you to cum in me and make me preggers"

"when im preggers im going to wear a tight top to show of my big boobies and swollen belly"

"when im preggers i want to fuck all day"

ahem, destination selected.... 'Trash can'

best get to it then

--Dave--

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24th Jan 07 at 12:44

I got hard reading SetH's last post

Tom

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24th Jan 07 at 12:49

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
please dont even joke about that m8, was quite hurtful for both of us.

anyway my new gfriend keeps saying stuff and i quote:

"i cant wait for you to cum in me and make me preggers"

"when im preggers im going to wear a tight top to show of my big boobies and swollen belly"

"when im preggers i want to fuck all day"

ahem, destination selected.... 'Trash can'

I wasn't I can't rmemeber what happened.

Anyway, she sounds schmazin

although you might end up with a kid

Melville

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24th Jan 07 at 14:27

Just set up a user account that she doesnt know about and keep everything that she doesnt need to know about in there.

Ally

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24th Jan 07 at 14:35

quote:
Originally posted by Melville
Just set up a user account that she doesnt know about and keep everything that she doesnt need to know about in there.

He could do, but if he wants it to work its better to be 100% straight about everything from the beginning...

gianluigi

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24th Jan 07 at 14:38

Eck

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24th Jan 07 at 14:49

quote:
Originally posted by Melville
Just set up a user account that she doesnt know about and keep everything that she doesnt need to know about in there.

That is sort of what I do with my porn. Its saved in a folder titled Championship Manager 02/03

If only she knew 95% of the files on this pc are in that folder

--Dave--

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24th Jan 07 at 14:58

Eck

I'm going to show her this post. Hopefully then she'll leave you for me

Your gf is of STUNNING.

Eck

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24th Jan 07 at 16:03

Thanks Dave... I think

You are trying to steal her, and Rob wants me to send her to him for the price of p+p

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