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benjiman46
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Subarus are poo right? but there great races in turbo'd or even XE corsas in some cases. Dont you agree? If you've never raced one just emagine the bald, overweight, middle aged plonkers face when he's thrashin the livin daylights out of his Subaru impreza WRX STi PPP JDM edition and a corsa just cruises past!!!
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Yes
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quote:
Originally posted by benjiman46
Subarus are poo right? but there great races in turbo'd or even XE corsas in some cases. Dont you agree? If you've never raced one just emagine the bald, overweight, middle aged plonkers face when he's thrashin the livin daylights out of his Subaru impreza WRX STi PPP JDM edition and a corsa just cruises past!!!


Back to the day unit for you on Monday mate, just relax until then
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Colin I have to agree though. You sir have lost your mind.
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I know mate im crazy lol I just have issues with slowbies lol
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Are you ClaireF's other half?
CorsAsh
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Time to break out my ROFLBOARD, this thread could be funny

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Fair enough. Ive owned a corsa & a subaru & I know which is the better car & cant even believe they are being compaired.
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FLOL Ash. I have that saved and giggle like a schoolgirl everytime I view it
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PMSL at the n00b button.
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No mate dont know her lol I work with sport boy with an LET'd corsa got a 13.6 @ 107 two sundays ago at the owd pod lol
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They are good cars, I'd have one. Very good fun on the track

Just because you beat a few UK spec turbo 2000's it doesn't mean they are all that slow
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quote:
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I know mate im crazy lol I just have issues with slowbies lol


You are aware there are different types of "slowbies" raen't you? Can't believe I'm being sucked into a debate
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I got a 13.2 at the same pod event in my standard slowbaru
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They are good cars, I'd have one. Very good fun on the track

Just because you beat a few UK spec turbo 2000's it doesn't mean they are all that slow


Mate get a turbo lump in your corsa, phase 3 chip, bigger injectors then go find ANY subaru and you'll probably cream it because sometimes i think their pistons and cranks are made of old mars bars
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Heres one doing a 9:68 1/4mile, but then theres plenty LETS capable of that isnt there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zihbdDldjts
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You are a fool. You may win in a straight line, from a rolling start, but I would put my life on it you will be OBLITERATED around a track.
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I got a 13.2 at the same pod event in my standard slowbaru


Keep dreamin mate that was probably your reaction time
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WTF are you on mate? Do you know ANYTHING about Subaru's? At all!?
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my corsa could NOT beat my impreza up the 1/4mile

even with a bird driving it...

The impreza was just getting 13.3's etc consitatly... even on a poot launch it would still just pull past me once it was going around 70+

My corsa - 200+bhp NA
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quote:
Originally posted by benjiman46
Subarus are poo right? but there great races in turbo'd or even XE corsas in some cases. Dont you agree? If you've never raced one just emagine the bald, overweight, middle aged plonkers face when he's thrashin the livin daylights out of his Subaru impreza WRX STi PPP JDM edition and a corsa just cruises past!!!


COCK
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quote:
Originally posted by benjiman46
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
They are good cars, I'd have one. Very good fun on the track

Just because you beat a few UK spec turbo 2000's it doesn't mean they are all that slow


Mate get a turbo lump in your corsa, phase 3 chip, bigger injectors then go find ANY subaru and you'll probably cream it because sometimes i think their pistons and cranks are made of old mars bars


I know how fast they are, and I've had races with them in my 2.0 Corsa. All Im saying is that "the bald, overweight, middle aged plonkers" you speak of probably own UK spec turbo 2000's
Matt H
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I got a 13.2 at the same pod event in my standard slowbaru


Keep dreamin mate that was probably your reaction time



We were there stood next to Myles you plonker. It was the same day

[Edited on 24-02-2007 by Matt H]
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Fancy your chances here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCwmG3z_dCE

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