SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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reet, i r lost the plot and dont care anymore, i need to amuse myself and perhaps mentally scar a few people.
I am going to ask all the females (no matter what relationship, friends, ex, random contacts, work collegues etc) the following question and post the results here.
"would you like to fuck?" 
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Tarrantino
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
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i dare you, also how are you going to do this? via text?
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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First victim:
mark says:
i am going to be blunt
mark says:
rebecca, would you like to fuck?
beccalily... single... again... x says:
erm
beccalily... single... again... x says:
nope
mark says:
ROFL
mark says:
like youd have a shot anyway darling
beccalily... single... again... x says:
at least i though about it
beccalily... single... again... x says:
oi fuck off cheeky
beccalily... single... again... x says:
im damn sexy
mark says:
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TomWilly
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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Bristol
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I cannot wait for the results.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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definately should do it, also report back with pics, vids, fuckin artist conceptions if any say yes
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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FPMSL 
the range of women must include the damn right fugly moosepigs and i think pics against the anwsers is a must!
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Dead sexy
shes fat isn't she
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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bex
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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I predict:
22% will agree to bumping uglies
40% laugh and say "Oh Mark, you're hilarious"
8% will give you a handjob for the cheek of it
20% tell you to get stuffed
and the final 10% call the Police
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AndyKent
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Legend
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SetH
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Victim 2
mark says:
I am going to be blunt
mark says:
would you like to fuck?
Laura says:
lol
Laura says:
it didnt work for tom you know
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TomWilly
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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Bristol
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yes, pics next to victims is a must.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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FPMSL
SetH your mad, funny though
I feel your normally extremely whitty vocabulary and way with words has let you down this time
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Victim 2
mark says:
I am going to be blunt
mark says:
would you like to fuck?
Laura says:
lol
Laura says:
it didnt work for tom you know
That's what she's telling everyone anyway
Cybersex
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SetH
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victim 3 : a 47 yr old MILF
mark says:
I am going to be blunt
mark says:
would you like to fuck?
Kaz says: 
mark says:
that it? no further comments?
Kaz says:
says your busy - thought you werent there...
Kaz says:
tempted as I am by your offer...
Kaz says:
i am going to say no...
mark says:
Ok, thank you for participating in this evenings question.
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Dead sexy
shes fat isn't she
Cunt.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Didn't realise he meant anyone off here!
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by novabex
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Dead sexy
shes fat isn't she
Cunt.
You're a fat cunt?
Would have been harsh if he'd called you that.
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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And mark I knew something was going on when you asked me that.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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Just re read his post, thought he was just on about randoms on msn
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SetH
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victim 4 : A random spanish girl i met on sat night.
mark says:
I am going to be blunt
mark says:
would you like to fuck?
NAIARA says:
ooookkkk
NAIARA says:
very straight to the point
NAIARA says:
wheres the catch
mark says:
There is no catch darling
NAIARA says:
i thought u said u were one of those guys, not a bad boy..
mark says:
look sweetheart im not looking for a deep and meaningful here
mark says:
please answer aforementioned question
NAIARA says:
yes ..i like to have sex with u...
NAIARA says:
but im not sure if i just want that
mark says:
OK so its possible that you choose to feel like katie the 18yr old co-ed slut in black alabama meat volume XII
mark says:
thank you for participating in this evenings question
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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And I am honoured to be your first victim.
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lil_g
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Registered: 29th Oct 06
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mark says:
OK so its possible that you choose to feel like katie the 18yr old co-ed slut in black alabama meat volume XII
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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FPMSL fucking legend for the last one
'look sweetheart'
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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mmm, may be onto something here
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