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CorsaSport14

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22nd Jun 08 at 20:55

My neighbour knocked at my door this morning, asked me if i had an alarm on my car, i said why? and she said Pikey's have been driving past my corsa, getting out, looking round it, tried opening a door then sped off, and have driven past slowly a few times

I got clifford but it dont work needs re-programming. Are they hard to do or will i have to get a garage to do it? or is there a guide on the internet?

If not, anyone know the best way to kill them?

Haimsey

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22nd Jun 08 at 20:56

Sleep in the car?

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WATSON

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22nd Jun 08 at 20:56

good luck with a clifford alarm

I had one on my 306 was a bloody nightmare, i would get a new alarm bud.

CorsaSport14

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22nd Jun 08 at 20:57

quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Sleep in the car?

no they might steal me and try and sell me on or something

Wrighty

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Registered: 28th Feb 04
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22nd Jun 08 at 20:58

[pikey accent] get a daag [/pikey accent]

SAL

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22nd Jun 08 at 21:01

disconnect something after use ?

Graham88

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22nd Jun 08 at 21:07

quote:
Originally posted by Stavs
disconnect something after use ?

That was gonna be my suggestion. Take the positive lead off the battery.

Put pins in the seat too, just remember to take them out when you get in

[Edited on 22-06-2008 by Graham88]

ash_corsa

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Registered: 15th Apr 04
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22nd Jun 08 at 22:42

Steering wheel lock thingy?
Take out anything valuable and leave the glovebox open i always leave mine open, just shows theres nothing worth nicking in there - could save a smashed window

flybikeslee

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22nd Jun 08 at 22:45

note in the back window saying "You're on CCTV" steering wheel lock, hidden switch to fuel pump, disconnect battery etc

Corsa_Scotty

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22nd Jun 08 at 22:49

leave the car open beside a cctv camera with no steering wheel

Richardhhha

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22nd Jun 08 at 22:50

ok definative way to kill pikeys.....

You need
1 lion
1 set of shears
1 small bomb thing (will explain in a sec)

Get the lion and shave all its fur off... Fortunately lions are only the size of a small bunny when shaved so dont worry about getting bit.

Then make a cage for all its fur and have the little bomb thing in there so when it goes off it covers the little lion and makes it a big lion again.

Then leave the lion in the car... Small littler tray may help.. And wait for the magic to unfold.

Ether that or ask a mate if you can park your car round his and get a decent alarm and imobelizer put on it....

corsaloon

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22nd Jun 08 at 22:51

inform the police

or find out were there caravan is parked

Tom

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22nd Jun 08 at 22:53

quote:
Originally posted by Richardhhha
ok definative way to kill pikeys.....

You need
1 lion
1 set of shears
1 small bomb thing (will explain in a sec)

Get the lion and shave all its fur off... Fortunately lions are only the size of a small bunny when shaved so dont worry about getting bit.

Then make a cage for all its fur and have the little bomb thing in there so when it goes off it covers the little lion and makes it a big lion again.

Then leave the lion in the car... Small littler tray may help.. And wait for the magic to unfold.

Ether that or ask a mate if you can park your car round his and get a decent alarm and imobelizer put on it....

Are you on smack?

Richardhhha

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22nd Jun 08 at 22:55

no i watch to much bill baily...

sand-eel

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22nd Jun 08 at 23:01

quote:
Originally posted by Richardhhha
ok definative way to kill pikeys.....

You need
1 lion
1 set of shears
1 small bomb thing (will explain in a sec)

Get the lion and shave all its fur off... Fortunately lions are only the size of a small bunny when shaved so dont worry about getting bit.

Then make a cage for all its fur and have the little bomb thing in there so when it goes off it covers the little lion and makes it a big lion again.

Then leave the lion in the car... Small littler tray may help.. And wait for the magic to unfold.

Ether that or ask a mate if you can park your car round his and get a decent alarm and imobelizer put on it....

quality....still a 1:100000000000 chance it might work though so still possible

Corsa_Scotty

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22nd Jun 08 at 23:07

JUST DO IT!

Richardhhha

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22nd Jun 08 at 23:09

just dont try it with a tiger... They just get pissed off...

Anty

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22nd Jun 08 at 23:45

take steering wheel off

Coakley-16

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22nd Jun 08 at 23:46

Steering and handbreak lock? Will also lower the insureance! Also leave it in reverse? Or park it so close to another bumper in reverse so if they did start the car it wud set off the car alarm infront haha!

Anty

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22nd Jun 08 at 23:47

yeah but then he`d have to pay out for damages to other car..

Coakley-16

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22nd Jun 08 at 23:49

Oh bollocks no way win lol, i'd cover your car in Millwall stickers lol!Nar jokin! Disconnect the battery if your that worried mate. And leave bedroom window on the latch.

Anty

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23rd Jun 08 at 00:01

wheel clamps? buy 4..lol

Anty

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23rd Jun 08 at 00:01

immobliesd?

chloe16v

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23rd Jun 08 at 00:07

disconect spark plug?
my brother did that when he had his keys nicked

[Edited on 23-06-2008 by cb87]

Corsa_Scotty

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Registered: 8th Aug 07
Location: Scottish Borders
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23rd Jun 08 at 00:09

blend in with the back seats and when they climb in spray pepper spray in their eyes

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