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Twiggy
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22nd Jan 09 at 00:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have just caught my penis in my zip!!!!!!!

aooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Haimsey
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22nd Jan 09 at 00:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Done it once, never again

I was at the point of asking the only other person in the house to help.....my mum But luckily i sorted it.

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joes_1.4_16v_sport
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I have done this quite recent.

It was the sack though.


Didnt rip, thank god himself
BluKoo
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22nd Jan 09 at 00:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hail to the man who invented buttons on jeans
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I've been shot, bummed, stabbed, acid in the eyes'd, but penis zipping is the worst
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Done it once, never again

I was at the point of asking the only other person in the house to help.....my mum But luckily i sorted it.


thought you are a lady?

did you trap your flaps in your zip?
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I've been shot, bummed, stabbed, acid in the eyes'd, but penis zipping is the worst


Bloody hell, your girlfriend likes it rough!
sand-eel
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she is pretty rough at times for a 12 year old.....I mean erm shit
Ben-B
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
she is pretty rough at times for a 12 year old.....I mean erm shit


dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
hail to the man who invented buttons on jeans


I hate button jeans Never trapped yet though
deano87
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22nd Jan 09 at 08:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's almost as bad as splitting the banjo.

Depends what calibre of zip you have though.
Daniel_Corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Done it once, never again




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22nd Jan 09 at 08:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah. I can vouch for this type of pain!
Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Done it once, never again

I was at the point of asking the only other person in the house to help.....my mum But luckily i sorted it.
How did you manage that though

I've only ever done it mildly

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
deano87
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There's Something About Mary
Bonney
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Ive got that horrable feeling you get in the back of your throat just reading this
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deano87
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Mike GSi
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Karma
cesil
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try doin it whan you are circumsized! it ist nice
Haimsey
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quote:
Originally posted by cesil
try doin it whan you are circumsized! it ist nice




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liamgallagher1994
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22nd Jan 09 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
It's almost as bad as splitting the banjo.

Depends what calibre of zip you have though.



Heavy Duty Zip FTW !!
Haimsey
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22nd Jan 09 at 21:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Button fly's are where its at, or joggers

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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
quote:
Originally posted by cesil
try doin it whan you are circumsized! it ist nice




antnee
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