Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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http://www.anicechat.net/
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
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funny as
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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I am C0rsaa...
C0rsaa: hello
Me: Brum brum Vauxhall
C0rsaa: yup
Me: PIMP YOUR RIDE O.O
C0rsaa: Gimp my ride, FACT
Me: Gimp me
C0rsaa: kk
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
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MPG FTW
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Jakey
Premium Member
Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
User status: Offline
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Brian: do you smoke weed?
Jakey: Occasionly
Jakey: Are you the dog from Family Guy?
Brian: you ever get headaches from not smoking?
Brian: no, are you jackie from that 70's show?
Jakey: I try to be.
Brian: Do you HAVE a vagina?
Jakey: I have the body of Jackie in my shed so technically yes, i do HAVE a vagina.
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Jakey
Premium Member
Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
User status: Offline
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Jakey: hi
pingpong: Hullo
pingpong: You french?
Jakey: English
pingpong: English twat?
Jakey: I prefer wanker tbh.
pingpong: Probably drive a modified corsa, live a chav
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All Torque
Member
Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
User status: Offline
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K who is Grandma?
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willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
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corsas: hello
PJ: Hey
corsas: how aer you?
PJ: Is it just me
corsas: just me and you
PJ: or is it hard to find people on here that actually want to chat?
corsas: haha no i'm here
PJ: Sorry, I'm good.
PJ: You?
corsas: yes I'm good thanks, end work in 5 minutes.
PJ: Nice
corsas: where are you from
PJ: South Carolina, US
PJ: Yourself?
corsas: London, UK.
PJ: Nice
PJ: what do you do?
corsas: network engineer for trading networks
corsas: how about you?
PJ: Paramedic
corsas: awesome!
PJ: I'm taking a mental day
corsas: mental day?
corsas: mental*
corsas: oops i did spell that right in the first place
PJ: "I can't take any more crap, I need a day off, I'm sick *cough cough*"
corsas: thank god work is over soon.
corsas: oooh
corsas: nice
PJ: I earned it, by god. 
corsas: haha
PJ: How'd you find out about this site?
corsas: linked from a forum
corsas: you?
PJ: Same. Something Awful?
PJ: Or something else? Heheh
corsas: oooh
corsas: do you have stairs in your house?
PJ: I AM PROTECTED
corsas: 
corsas: I didnt get linked from SA.
corsas: but I am a member.
PJ: Glorious
PJ: Hail fellow Goon!
corsas:
corsas: anyway, I gotta go now, need to catch a train home
PJ: Alrighty
PJ: Have a good evening!
corsas: pleasure meeting you, have a good day off.
[Edited on 11-03-2009 by willay]
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
K who is Grandma?
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Jakey
Premium Member
Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
User status: Offline
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Jakey: I have a modified 306
pingpong: I'm 45 and think you chavs are killing children
pingpong: I was pleased to see speed limits being reduced
pingpong: national speed limit down to 50
pingpong: hopefully soon down to 40
Jakey: no its not, they can't do anything until atleast next year.
Jakey: and by then ill probably be banned or dead.
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Jakey
Premium Member
Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
User status: Offline
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pingpong: Does your mother know you're talking to a 45 year old man?
pingpong: What time do you have school tommorrow?
Jakey: My mothers jacking me off reading this
Jakey: and i dont go to school
Jakey: i have no legs to get there
pingpong: nice
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Jakey: hi
pingpong: Hullo
pingpong: You french?
Jakey: English
pingpong: English twat?
Jakey: I prefer wanker tbh.
pingpong: Probably drive a modified corsa, live a chav
haha pingpong was me
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Jakey
Premium Member
Registered: 4th Jun 07
Location: Sandbach
User status: Offline
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Wanker
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Paul_J
Member
Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
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i knew when it said Jakey it was you
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flybikeslee
Member
Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
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DICKS: hello
lee: cock
DICKS: where?
lee: here
DICKS: lemme see
lee: its too small 
DICKS: xD
lee: fancy a bum?
DICKS: like, those people in the street?
lee: yes
DICKS: okay
lee: cool where shall we meet
DICKS: near the park, next to the cafe
lee: the greasy spoon or millies?
DICKS: millies
lee: awesome
lee: see you in 10
lee: x
DICKS: no
DICKS: NO
DICKS: NOOOOOOOO
DICKS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lee: dam why not
DICKS: PENIS
lee: yes
lee: thats another word for cock
DICKS: true true
lee: you clever chap
DICKS: i am, yes
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All Torque
Member
Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
User status: Offline
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That Guy: corsa?
That Guy: like the car
C0rsaa: yes
C0rsaa: yes
That Guy: i hear that guy doesn't like that
C0rsaa: I like that guy
That Guy: i heard on the news that guy killed someone
That Guy: but seriously...
That Guy: i have a secret
C0rsaa: kk
C0rsaa: can share?
That Guy: I never thought that
That Guy: jade goody would ever get eaten out...
That Guy: but then along came cervical cancer!
That Guy: good night
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
User status: Offline
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lost connection with cosmo
you cunt
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
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that was me
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
User status: Offline
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flybikeslee
Member
Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
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cool 106 civic
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Ryan
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Registered: 23rd Jun 08
User status: Offline
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i just failed at rick rolling somebody.... twice
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
lost connection with cosmo
you cunt
You did?
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
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he did
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Cosmo
Member
Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
User status: Offline
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Cosmo is a dick
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
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agreed
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