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Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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15th Mar 09 at 02:30

my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere

got some on my car too.

would've phoned the police but phone line was dead

i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him

just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine

[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]

B3KAN

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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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15th Mar 09 at 02:37

Get it off the cars asap

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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15th Mar 09 at 02:41

can't see shit outside, it's pitch black with just one orange streetlamp over the road

wish i had a shitty banger for times like this when i don't care what happens to it

B3KAN

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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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15th Mar 09 at 03:03

After you clean the car go throw an egg at his face

All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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15th Mar 09 at 06:26

quote:
Originally posted by B3KAN
After you clean the car go throw shit at his face

Gaz

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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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15th Mar 09 at 11:20

I'd suggest bricks and Cow shit for his house...

MatthewR

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Location: Rickmansworth
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15th Mar 09 at 11:24

DannyB

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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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15th Mar 09 at 11:40

Set his mum on fire.

Gaz

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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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15th Mar 09 at 11:41

Rape his nan in her grave...

To far?

Darn it!

I'll grab the coat.

Tom G

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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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15th Mar 09 at 12:36

quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
Rape his nan in her grave...

To far?

Darn it!

I'll grab the coat.

Lmao!!

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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15th Mar 09 at 12:42

i would

gotta go and wash the car now

MatthewR

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15th Mar 09 at 12:54

Why would your Sisters mates brother do that???

leon.

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Registered: 24th Jun 08
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15th Mar 09 at 13:01

because he's a massive spadge?

CorsAsh

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Location: Munich
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15th Mar 09 at 13:21

"Spadge"

Spick Badger?

richc

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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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15th Mar 09 at 13:35

Did you watch him do it?

Colin

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15th Mar 09 at 13:42

If hes got your car a direct hit be prepared for fucked paintwork!!

sand-eel

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Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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15th Mar 09 at 13:43

quote:
Originally posted by B3KAN
After you clean the car go throw an knife at his balls

liamC

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15th Mar 09 at 13:55

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere got some on my car too.

would've phoned the police but phone line was dead

i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine

[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]

You're yolking me?

richc

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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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15th Mar 09 at 13:58

quote:
Originally posted by liamC

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere got some on my car too.

would've phoned the police but phone line was dead

i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine

[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]

You're yolking me?

No i think he scrambled for cover

liamC

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15th Mar 09 at 14:04

quote:
Originally posted by richc

quote:
Originally posted by liamC

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere got some on my car too.

would've phoned the police but phone line was dead

i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine

[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]

You're yolking me?

No i think he scrambled for cover

He'll fry him when he gets his hands on him.

DannyB

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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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15th Mar 09 at 14:04

Eggs-actly what I would've done tbh.

sand-eel

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15th Mar 09 at 14:12

I would have poanched his face

liamC

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15th Mar 09 at 14:38

He'll crack and apologise IMO.

If he doesn't, I think the shit will hit the pan.

xa0s

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Registered: 4th Mar 08
Location: Dartford, Kent Car: Turbo'd Fabia vRS
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15th Mar 09 at 14:46

Egg is so hard to get off... Our house got egged randomly years and years ago and even now we can see white marks where the yoke had been... It's mental stuff. We scrubbed it like cunts and no joy. Only option is to paint over it but it's just normal brickwork so can't really!

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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15th Mar 09 at 18:50

quote:
Originally posted by richc
Did you watch him do it?

i had just stripped down to my boxers and got into bed, then heard a big thump on the window, looked outand saw him doing it. didn't know who it was at first, just saw a black figure so went and got a knife for self defence just incase

then went out and had a go and he started mouthing off.

washed the car today and luckily it all came off was quite hard though, it was splashed all over from where he threw them at the windows. little prick won't know whats hit him soon

OH AND THOSE ARE SOME OF THE WORST JOKES I'VE EVER HEARD

[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]

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