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All Torque
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27th Mar 09 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

[quote="bah-reeeee"]My first SFS guys, be gentle..

I was on my way to work last week, mining my own business, when I saw this car in a petrol station just around the corner from the office. I almost crashed into the pumps as I drove in because of it. As I was inside the guy tried to leave and the god-awful sound it was making got the attention of the whole forecourt, not to mention the smoke coming from under the bonnett!! :shock:

So I followed it as it limped to a nearby industrial estate (leaving an oil-trail) to arrive HERE!!!
I sat in the car giggling for a few minutes and while he went into the office I took the opportunity to get these SFS pics and chat to the nice engineers at VOSA. They couldn't believe this had been brought for it's roadworthyness inspection. :wa: :wa: :rofl: :rofl:
Flush boot....nice

Bonnet bulge....check

Intercooler......oh yes

Super slick bodykit.......pfft

Custom paint job

Bespoke interior

Wide flared arches

Panel alignment by a blind cunt!

Mean rear mirror warrior

Side exit exhaust

:shock: :shock:
It seems the whole of the VOSA garage came out to see this and they were all laughing. The main tester didn't want to be in a picture with it.... Apparently it has a Cosworth engine but that doesn't help when there's brake fluid leaking everywhere and the prop is grinding against the chassis.

It was seriously so bad that they slapped a prohibition order on it and told him it could only leave on a trailer :rofl: :wa: :rofl: :shed: :shed:



FruitBooTeR
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27th Mar 09 at 11:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cosworth engine or not thats a bag of shit!
SeanXE
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27th Mar 09 at 11:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wow

stu_c
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Location: Westleigh, Greater Manchester
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27th Mar 09 at 11:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that well nice!!!

isnt it stevie wonders restoration project?
*JonnyG*
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sxibeast
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27th Mar 09 at 11:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jesus H Christ!

How did it even move down the road without that bonnet flying off?

[Edited on 27-03-2009 by sxibeast]
sand-eel
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27th Mar 09 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what the hell indeed

Is there gold or diamonds under your office?
john_c20xe
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27th Mar 09 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

honda s2000 right there!

[Edited on 27-03-2009 by john_c20xe]
DaveyLC
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27th Mar 09 at 12:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I bet who ever made that is really proud of it and couldnt understand why it didn't pass LOL!!
--ToM--
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ROFLL
LukeD
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flybikeslee
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27th Mar 09 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF
evans_corsab
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27th Mar 09 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wikki bad ?
Fro
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Batmobile
mwg
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27th Mar 09 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what the hell is/was it?
DannyB
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27th Mar 09 at 13:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It looks like the kind of thing a 5 year old would draw.
Kurt
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I hear mad mike was chief design engineer
Fro
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
I hear mad mike was chief design engineer


Mad mike probabaly could have done better tbh
mwg
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27th Mar 09 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the fit and finish is awesome, cant tell where the bonnet ends and the wings begin, could almost be one complete panel
Chris x
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27th Mar 09 at 14:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did it pass?!?!!?!

FLOL! What a total mess...
Jakey
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27th Mar 09 at 14:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Corsa B
Did it pass?!?!!?!

FLOL! What a total mess...


quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
It was seriously so bad that they slapped a prohibition order on it and told him it could only leave on a trailer :rofl: :wa: :rofl: :shed: :shed:


Chris x
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27th Mar 09 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Corsa B
Did it pass?!?!!?!

FLOL! What a total mess...


quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
It was seriously so bad that they slapped a prohibition order on it and told him it could only leave on a trailer :rofl: :wa: :rofl: :shed: :shed:




It was a joke. Ofcourse it wouldnt of passed! lol
drbeansri
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27th Mar 09 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what is it. ?
--ToM--
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27th Mar 09 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

TVRs latest model mate
DannyB
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The all new and improved nova.

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