CorsAsh
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There she was, standing in the kitchen preparing to make soft boiled eggs for her breakfast, wearing only that sexy T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've got to make love to me at this very moment."
My eyes lit up, "Whoa," I thought, "I must be still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment I embraced her firmly and then proceeded giving it my all... right there, both of us on the kitchen table.
When I finished, she just said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still half way around her neck. A bit puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
"The egg timer's broken," she explained.
Women can be very mean.
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Matt L
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Tom
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Lawrah
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Thats a bit drastic, I would just use the clock.
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willay
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Hammer
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Thats a bit drastic, I would just use the cock.
She did and it was like clockwork 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Thats a bit drastic, I would just use the clock.
You sure you wouldn't of wanted a shag out of it? 
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Lawrah
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Not particularly.
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John
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She'd end up with a slightly warmed up egg if she tried that with me.
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Daimo B
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Not particularly.
Golly gosh you sound fun...... 
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Jambo
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Originally posted by John
She'd end up with a slightly warmed up egg if she tried that with me.
I doubt the water would even be tepid tbh
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Lawrah
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Originally posted by VXR
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Not particularly.
Golly gosh you sound fun......
Oh I know, Im just brim full of excitment me.
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Russ
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Originally posted by Jambo
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Originally posted by John
She'd end up with a slightly warmed up egg if she tried that with me.
I doubt the water would even be tepid tbh
doubt the chicken would of even popped it out tbh
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_Allan_
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Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by Jambo
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Originally posted by John
She'd end up with a slightly warmed up egg if she tried that with me.
I doubt the water would even be tepid tbh
doubt the chicken would of even popped it out tbh
Premature egjaculation?
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Jambo
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Allan
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Russ
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Originally posted by _Allan_
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Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by Jambo
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Originally posted by John
She'd end up with a slightly warmed up egg if she tried that with me.
I doubt the water would even be tepid tbh
doubt the chicken would of even popped it out tbh
Premature egjaculation?
such an eggstravert allan
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Gareth F
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What do you eggspect.....
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Warren G
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Registered: 14th May 06
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good one
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Matt H
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Hardboiled egg anyone?
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richc
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
What do you eggspect.....
Abit of sexual egcitement
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_Allan_
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Stop with the yolks ffs! 
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cheater
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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Matt H
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Originally posted by cheater
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilised?
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Russ
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on a side note..
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XSIHardy
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think some one got fertilised this morning
shite!!! 
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