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Edd
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7th May 09 at 17:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just really recovering from sunday so i'll update now


brother got married on sunday and i have to say i performed my best man duties to the highest standard


speech had the room in hysterics and i danced superbly


was just one of those days that i couldnt do wrong
Jakey
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7th May 09 at 17:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If i ever get the chance to be best man, my opening line will be.

'Ladies and gentlemen, it's been an emotional day, even the cakes in tiers'
Edd
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7th May 09 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mine was


traditionally a best man speech should last as long as the groom makes love

then i just sat down
DannyB
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Jakey
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Any nice bridesmaids?
Edd
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it was taken well
Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey


Any nice bridesmaids?



one who was about 16


tbh though my bird was there and she was all i was interested in
Jakey
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7th May 09 at 17:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
16 you say..
mwg
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7th May 09 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice opening line

the best best man speech I heard ended with doing the shameless style opening credits but related to all the key people at the wedding. was quality!

[Edited on 07-05-2009 by Matty G]
Edd
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7th May 09 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heres an action shot



quality is shit as it was a zoomed in c905 phone pic



[Edited on 07-05-2009 by Edd]
Robbo
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7th May 09 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nicely done

heres hoping i never have to be best man lol
Edd
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7th May 09 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im fucked i've got two brothers




[Edited on 07-05-2009 by Edd]
Bram
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I was best man last summer, brilliant day. Was bricking it before my speech but went down well. My parting shot was to the bride "enjoy the honeymoon in Wales, when I asked the groom what he had planned he said he was just going to Bangor!"
Edd
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7th May 09 at 17:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was surprisingly calm


helped massively that the brides da couldnt speak without bursting into tears settled me down no end
rustyarchs
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7th May 09 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
been best man twice, both great days but the 2nd time my speech was vetted which was ghay

stick your speech up

mattk
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7th May 09 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you look more like Ed than Edd
Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
you look more like Ed than Edd





True story.
mattk
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lmfao I hoped someone would get it
Bart
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7th May 09 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rustyarchs

stick your speech up



Indeed, Im writing my own speech shortly.... as the groom, I could do with some ideas and jokes.
Edd
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7th May 09 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
you look more like Ed than Edd



i was thinking ed from corsasport
Edd
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7th May 09 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
quote:
Originally posted by rustyarchs

stick your speech up



Indeed, Im writing my own speech shortly.... as the groom, I could do with some ideas and jokes.



youtube is your friend honestly


a lot of my jokes where in jokes you lot wouldnt get or appreciate them
Hammer
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7th May 09 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is that you wearing the sash your father wore?
Edd
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it was old and it was beautiful
IvIarkgraham
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7th May 09 at 18:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i shat myself doing mine
Edd
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not literally i imagine


being last doesnt help

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