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will_doyle
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9th May 09 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when I was in the queue.. getting ready to pay..... there was a young woman in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, and one tin of soup.

I said to her, "You're single, aren't you?"

she said "How can you tell?"

I said, "Because you're an ugly c.u.n.t"






[Edited on 09-05-2009 by will_doyle]
DannyB
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9th May 09 at 20:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That might have been funny if CS didn't change the C word to badger
Daveskater
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9th May 09 at 20:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You mean "woman", "women" is plural.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
will_doyle
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9th May 09 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
You mean "woman", "women" is plural.



JM_16v
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9th May 09 at 20:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
welcome back 2002
IvIarkgraham
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9th May 09 at 20:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
queue
Ben G
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9th May 09 at 20:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
queues are for gays. self service is where it's at
eddiewhiteley
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i went to tesco's earlier, saw a right minger with an apple, a pear a toothbrush and a can of soup, but forget her, there was a right mong trying to get into her but she just fucked him off, he looked a right doyle.
ed
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I went to Asda earlier. I was in the queue and noticed, fuck it, I'll get to the point. I noticed it was a shit hole full of pikeys
Ben G
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9th May 09 at 20:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
i went to tesco's earlier, saw a right minger with an apple, a pear a toothbrush and a can of soup, but forget her, there was a right mong trying to get into her but she just fucked him off, he looked a right doyle.


much better
mattk
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9th May 09 at 20:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cunt
will_doyle
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
i went to tesco's earlier, saw a right minger with an apple, a pear a toothbrush and a can of soup, but forget her, there was a right mong trying to get into her but she just fucked him off, he looked a right doyle.


much better


yeah, much better
Ben G
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9th May 09 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
don't cry just because your joke was crap
mikenoncorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
don't delete your just because your joke was crap


Shell
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You're all so mean!
BluKoo
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9th May 09 at 21:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He brings it on himself.

Even via the internet, i can smell the desperation.

[Edited on 09-05-2009 by BluKoo]
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He's just a daft young lad. A pain in the arse yeah, but some of things he says would be funny if it was another member, but because it's him...well you get where I'm going. Someone had to take Mobby's place!
Mobby
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Why do you carry on will??
Shell
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No offence intended btw Mobby
Mobby
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9th May 09 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My place is long gone in my eyes.

its yours now will
will_doyle
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thanks all
Twiggy
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What key opens all doors??

A Pikey!
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Paul_J
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10th May 09 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I found that funny
will_doyle
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
I found that funny





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