Skylined
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Proper sloppy shits that take ages to wipe
Bad times
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BluKoo
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Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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Wipe quicker then...
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Roffo
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dont worry mate. we all have to go through these things. hang in there. all our thoughts are with you
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DannyB
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Fold or scrunch?
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Roffo
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i'd advise fold. better surface area
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corsa - gus
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you need on of those wee fountain sinks, tickles the gooch, gives you a hard on though.
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A1EX
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bum hose ftw!
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
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Use some proper cheap/rough bog roll to scrape it off.
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Roffo
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get an old cereal box. tear into large squares. use it as a scraping device to remove the lumps. then move on to your bog roll for the ramaining slushy bits. jobs done in probs sub 5 mins.
thanks
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VegasPhil
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Could try Alloy Wheel Cleaner to break down the mess before wiping.
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Tom G
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Jet wash??
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Roffo
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quote: Originally posted by VegasPhil
Could try Alloy Wheel Cleaner to break down the mess before wiping.
halfords? or autoglym?
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Eck
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Simple Solution is to Shave your ersehole mate.
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nathy_87
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quote: Originally posted by VegasPhil
Use some proper cheap/rough bog roll to scrape it off.
And also your finger goes through the loo paper. Poo Moustache ftl
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BluKoo
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quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote: Originally posted by VegasPhil
Use some proper cheap/rough bog roll to scrape it off.
And also your finger goes through the loo paper. Poo Moustache ftl
Do you generally give yourself a dirty sanchez?
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will_doyle
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quote: Originally posted by Skylined
Proper sloppy shits that take ages to wipe
Bad times
hahaah
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Skylined
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quote: Originally posted by Eck
Simple Solution is to Shave your ersehole mate.
Might try that....sounds dangerous though
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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my mate stays sat down to wipe his arse, I find this realyy really odd, I stand up
what do you do?
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Skylined
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quote: Originally posted by mattk
my mate stays sat down to wipe his arse, I find this realyy really odd, I stand up
what do you do?
PMSL
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Tom G
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Stand up is the only way
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Skylined
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Are you guys kidding?
How does standing up work?
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BluKoo
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Got to stand up.
If he sits down, he must wipe back to front. I'm a front to back man myself.
Edit: Unless he just pushes back to wipe
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
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taylorboosh
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i sit so its exposed
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ShEp
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Had this convo with someone before. I could never even comprehend standing to wipe.
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Richie B
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stand up / sit down debate
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