mattk
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your arse
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DannyB
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Sit down.
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IvIarkgraham
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how the fuck do you wipe your arse sitting down?
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John
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Bit of both, if you can't wipe your arse sitting down you are probably a fat cunt or have deformed arms.
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DannyB
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Alot easier than you do standing up.
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Joe
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I used to stand up, I changed my technique about 5 years ago now. It works alot better.
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
how the fuck do you wipe your arse sitting down?
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Danny P
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
I used to stand up, I changed my technique about 5 years ago now. It works alot better.
Vids?
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_Allan_
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Sitting down, using the cat!
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taylorboosh
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sitting is easyer as the cheeks are parted giving full acces, think of it like a lady friend spreading her legs
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Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
I used to stand up, I changed my technique about 5 years ago now. It works alot better.
Vids?
I'll set up a webcam, I think I'm good for tonight now though so you may have to wait.
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SportBoy
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thread of the year 2009
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Bit of both, if you can't wipe your arse sitting down you are probably a fat cunt or have deformed arms.
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BluKoo
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Oh my god. I always thought i was normal, but it looks like i'm a part of the arse wiping minority.
I stand up.
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by John
Bit of both, if you can't wipe your arse sitting down you are probably a fat cunt or have deformed arms.
My cock gets in the way.
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
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John
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You have got a massively deformed cock then, mine doesn't curl up my arse when I sit down for a shit.
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Oh my god. I always thought i was normal, but it looks like i'm a part of the arse wiping minority.
I stand up.
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by John
Bit of both, if you can't wipe your arse sitting down you are probably a fat cunt or have deformed arms.
My cock gets in the way.
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
So when you stand up and do it do you give yourself a reverse reach around?!
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BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by John
You have got a massively deformed cock then, mine doesn't curl up my arse when I sit down for a shit.
Neither does mine, but if i was to put my hand between my legs and reach back to wipe my arse, i'd encounter my cock on the way.
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Originally posted by Carl
So when you stand up and do it do you give yourself a reverse reach around?!
Yeah, i go in from behind, and wipe from front to back.
So, you guys who sit down to wipe; do you wipe from the back, or reach down between your legs? I think i've imagined the whole scenario incorrectly, hence my confusion 
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
quote:
Originally posted by John
You have got a massively deformed cock then, mine doesn't curl up my arse when I sit down for a shit.
Neither does mine, but if i was to put my hand between my legs and reach back to wipe my arse, i'd encounter my cock on the way.
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
So when you stand up and do it do you give yourself a reverse reach around?!
Yeah, i go in from behind, and wipe from front to back.
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
THat's not a reverse reach around though. Can you seriously not figure out how you would do it sat down? 
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BluKoo
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See above ^^^
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
THat's not a reverse reach around though. Can you seriously not figure out how you would do it sat down?
And apologies for not knowing exactly how to perform a reverse reach around on myself
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
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Dave86
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@ this thread!
sit down, easy access as cheeks are part-tit!
anyone else have a gander at the loo roll after they wipe? 
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Gareth F
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Matt you are fucking weird
Sitting down though! How the fuck do you stand up and do it, surely your cheeks come back together trapping poo in there 
I just lean forward a bit or just sit further forward on the seat 
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Tom G
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Yeah, i go in from behind, and wipe from front to back.
^^ thats fucked up!!
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ShEp
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quote:
Originally posted by slowandstandard
@ this thread!
sit down, easy access as cheeks are part-tit!
anyone else have a gander at the loo roll after they wipe?
Checking the goods 
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BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
How the fuck do you stand up and do it, surely your cheeks come back together trapping poo in there
I remain in the same position as i would when sitting down, but lift my arse off the seat and lean forward. Almost as if i'm peering down a hole infront of my feet.
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Gareth F
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
quote:
Originally posted by slowandstandard
@ this thread!
sit down, easy access as cheeks are part-tit!
anyone else have a gander at the loo roll after they wipe?
Checking the goods
Always so i know which way to fold it so i dont reapply to my arse hole again 
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