ShEp
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Whilst shitting...
Do you put a bit of bogroll down the lav before you sit to make a landing pad.
Stops the splash back which can be ever so uncomfortable during poo time.
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by ShEp]
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BluKoo
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Yes.
I learnt that trick after one cold winter in my granda's house. The water was freezing, and it got me right in the bullseye. What a fucking shock i got.
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
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Joe
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Always, helps eliminate nasty skidmarks also.
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DannyB
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Nooo, I enjoy hearing the big ones make a noise. That's if I don't do one of them big stealth poos, you know, where you don't hear it hit the water and when you look it isnt there?
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l15ter
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skid marks FTW 
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ShEp
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Ghost poop Danny.
CS Does Poop. 
Red marks on the knees from sitting there too long reading? anyone?
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ShEp
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quote:
Originally posted by l15ter
skid marks FTW
HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET SKIMARKS ON THE SIDE? 
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DannyB
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Yeah Shep, I hate them. You can feel them coming out and when you look the fucker isnt there.
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taylorboosh
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i like the splashback
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BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Red marks on the knees from sitting there too long reading? anyone?
Yup, i've had numb legs before because i sat there with my elbows in the top of my knees for too long
Do you guys all have a stash of magazines in the bog?
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Red marks on the knees from sitting there too long reading? anyone?
Yup, i've had numb legs before because i sat there with my elbows in the top of my knees for too long
Do you guys all have a stash of magazines in the bog?
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
yeah but not for pooing
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Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Red marks on the knees from sitting there too long reading? anyone?
Yup, i've had numb legs before because i sat there with my elbows in the top of my knees for too long
Do you guys all have a stash of magazines in the bog?
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
yeah but not for pooing
For woop purposes?
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Gareth F
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No - i just deal with it.
Anyone else have trouble pooing in other peoples house trying to be as quiet as possible .......... then the shit hits the pan and it makes a fuck off big sploosh sound 
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taylorboosh
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woop?
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ShEp
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I hate using public toilets.
Especially when your about to drop the motherload and some fucker walks into the one right next to you.
Your in a dilemma, what do you do?
Poop quick and get out before them?
Stay in till they are gone?
Doesn't matter you'll get caught at the hand dryer anyway 
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CorsAsh
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Wank/Poop.
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Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
woop?
Having a wank and a poop at the same time
CS has hit an all time low.
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Gareth F
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Put paper in your hand then poo onto it then place it slowly into the water 
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Gareth F
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These threads have lightened my mood, proper funny/random
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Kurt
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I quite often browse cs on the ole iPhone
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Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Wank/Poop.
You mean a shwank right?
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
quote:
Originally posted by john-d
woop?
Having a wank and a poop at the same time
CS has hit an all time low.
pleasure the prostate 
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eddiewhiteley
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i got pins and needles in my leg the other day i was sat there so long, turned out to be about a 20 wiper, not good
always have the virgin encyclopedia of films, and the guiness british hit singles books to hand, help pass the time.
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Liam B
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Was in a toilet in college yesterday, washing my hands and my mates were flicking water over the top of a cubicle on some random lad, next minute he finished his poop flushed toilet and stormed out without washing his hands the badger
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Gareth F
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So wanking,shitting and poking the prostate........ sounds like something in the circus!
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