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Bart
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4th Jun 09 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Does anyone else find that while your out on the piss, you kneck a few pints and as soon as you take your first piss you need one every 30 seconds there after?

Might need my prostate examined if not
LukeS
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4th Jun 09 at 18:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh god this happens all the time , it's fucking irritating, spesh when your talking to a girl and your dying for a piss and you've only just got back from having one :/
John
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4th Jun 09 at 18:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm exactly like that, it's a curse.
c20let
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4th Jun 09 at 18:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah, once i break the seal after a few that's me pishin all the time
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by c20let
yeah, once i break the seal after a few that's me pishin all the time
Bart
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4th Jun 09 at 18:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I remember last year in Glasto. We were doing some serious drinking and as we were walking back to our tent I had to piss in every toilet block I passed quite embarassing and not the greatest place...
Skylined
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4th Jun 09 at 18:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Too right bud

once 2 pints have been sank, bog every 15-30 mins
Hamish
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4th Jun 09 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I call it FFP... First Fatal Piss.

As soon as you've had one its every 30 mins for me
John
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4th Jun 09 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't have to piss that much at titp, alcohol is the sole source of water my body has for 3 days.
*JonnyG*
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4th Jun 09 at 18:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If i drink larger i will be pissing every 5 minutes..


If i drink john smiths n stuff like that, piss every 20.
BluKoo
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4th Jun 09 at 18:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I hate it when you end up on the same pee cycle as someone else, and you meet them in the toilets every single time.
LukeS
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4th Jun 09 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh god im doing that always ^
John
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4th Jun 09 at 18:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How long have you been going to the pub for, the past month?
Kurt
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4th Jun 09 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This was on braniac.. apparently you can drink 6 pints before you really need to go, just hold it
Brett
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4th Jun 09 at 19:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What's with the toilet threads today?
nathy_87
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4th Jun 09 at 20:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes happens to me all the time, but can never go for a crap if im out on the town though,
Firestate88
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4th Jun 09 at 20:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i thought this only happened to me
glad im not alone
andy1868
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4th Jun 09 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

me and my mates call it "opening the flood gate" once the flood gate is open, the water just keeps on flowing whether you want it to or not
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4th Jun 09 at 21:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's like Pringles...

Once you pop, you just can't stop
LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by John
How long have you been going to the pub for, the past month?


Went before i was 18 mate
noshua
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4th Jun 09 at 21:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that's because the human stomach can only hold 1.5L

edit; that's why you can't drink 3 pints without needing a piss

[Edited on 04-06-2009 by noshua]
l15ter
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quote:
Originally posted by Sowden1991
quote:
Originally posted by John
How long have you been going to the pub for, the past month?


Went before i was 18 mate


hungry horse doesnt count
LukeS
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4th Jun 09 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lol! Wtf is that..im assuming it's a piss take

Its right get more pussy than you when im out
John
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quote:
Originally posted by noshua
that's because the human stomach can only hold 1.5L

edit; that's why you can't drink 3 pints without needing a piss

[Edited on 04-06-2009 by noshua]


Does it not go by what your bladder can hold.

I'm sure there are plenty of people who can go 3 pints as well.
l15ter
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quote:
Originally posted by Sowden1991
Lol! Wtf is that..im assuming it's a piss take

Its right get more pussy than you when im out


rape doesnt count

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