Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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can you post the worst one you currently have, whether its the worst spelling/grammer/just generally doesnt make sense.
currently one of mine is....
('friends' name) Is dead loads much proud of emily allred for finally getting her driving license back! And is having a fling with an elderly man called stefan bellamwah x
im sorry but what the f**k does that mean?
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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 That's quite bad.
Worst I have on the homepage at the moment is this:
"*Name*: cba mate." 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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fir3vip3r
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Registered: 14th Jun 06
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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last nite woz jokes fnx lana n paul xx UR MY WONDERWALL!!
worst one i can find ATM...
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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Can't find any badly written ones - damn my well educated friendship group.
I could give you a list of entirely pointless ones though.
Infact all of them.
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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I'm in pretty much the same boat as James actually
Although it can get pretty poor at times 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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This girl has posted nothing but songs for the last few hours, here's 2 of the worst.
[Edited on 28-07-2009 by DannyB]
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will_doyle
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Registered: 25th Nov 08
Location: Exeter
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past few days
Will Doyle is waiting to get picked up by Mr Pridham!!
Will Doyle Will is attending 'lets get cheeky' - Confirmed Guests (6,000), Maybe Attending (0), Awaiting Reply (0), Not Attending (2)
Will Doyle is off to the gym!!
Will Doyle Lewis Hamilton to win at Hungary
Will Doyle I would happily let you sit on my face
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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Thinkz life iz gd and iz sumtymz very fucked up.....
ahh spelling is easy
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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is avin so much fun honestly, after avin sum dirty fuckin werido perv n that need turfing out
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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danny: lol @ boom boom bow
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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I know the retard.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Got none like that to be honest.
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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Likewise, most of my friend can grasp basic English grammar and spelling. Although, a few dodgy ones i have currently are -
*name* loves cock in the bum
*name* Ooo my bum, it hurts ow! (Completely different person.... )
*name* wonders how i can make you see me for me wen you dont see you for you! <- have no idea......
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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"cant be fucked anymore".
I mean, he should have really listened at school
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will_doyle
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Registered: 25th Nov 08
Location: Exeter
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Im popular with the ladies on FB
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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You sure you weren't on gaybook mate? > to Dom.
[Edited on 28-07-2009 by Whittie]
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
Im popular with the ladies on FB
Is she laughing at you or with you mate.
She looks very, very young lol
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will_doyle
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Registered: 25th Nov 08
Location: Exeter
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
Im popular with the ladies on FB
Is she laughing at you or with you mate.
She looks very, very young lol
with me lol.
year younger then me
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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that looks like a "i will paypal you £10 if you mention me in your status so i look popular"
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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ive personally used.
Phil is a cross dresser, i get angry choosing what to wear,
Phil is, are you
Phil can read minds but is illiterate
Phil is a nobady, nobody is perfect, therefore i am perfect
Phil - if my calculations are right SLINKY + ESCALATOR = ENDLESS FUN
Phil - tried to join a tourettes support group but they told me to f**k
Phil is proof reading to make sure he hasn't any words out
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
You sure you weren't on gaybook mate? > to Dom.
[Edited on 28-07-2009 by Whittie]
I see you spotted your status then 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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I don't think i've never had a status mate
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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name: not looking falward to the 6 oclock wake up atalll
falward? 
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
Phil - if my calculations are right SLINKY + ESCALATOR = ENDLESS FUN
i have a real urge to try that now
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Ok, whoever posts the most random/funny/stupid?offensive FB status in the next 5 minutes, with proof, wins the remaining £1.89 I have in my paypal.
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