DaveyLC
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My shits float like pieces of polystyrene what the hell can I eat to stop this as its making having a shit a logistical nightmare!
[Edited on 04-08-2009 by Ian]
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DannyB
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Mine sink, they also dissapear completely sometimes. Ghost shits ftl.
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mwg
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FPMSL at ghost shits 
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SVM 286
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Dave, your thost is supposed to float.
Consider youreself lucky and move on mate. 
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MJFF88
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Another toilet related thread
I hate the ghost poos. You have a quick look to see the damage you've made and theres nothing there 
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Scotty_B
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Iron. 
Ghost Shits are good as they rarely leave a mark on your arse.
[Edited on 04-08-2009 by CorSRi_BT]
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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Dave, your thost is supposed to float.
Consider youreself lucky and move on mate.
They are supposed to be like that? In that case toilets are designed all wrong!
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richc
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I love ghost shits. Been doing them for a good number of years and its the best magic trick i know, and yet the only where i dont know how i did it!
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mattk
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floaters are fatty shits and arnt healthy
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Tommy L
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Maybe you need some holes in it? So it works the same way as titanic did?
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Matt L
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fat makes them float  something i learnt from watching house
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Whittie
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I've had some wicked shits the last few days. Sweetcorn in them and everything 
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DannyB
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Yeah, ghost/stealth shits are ace. You know you're shitting yet when you get up there is fuck all there, quite disapointing though.
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Scotty_B
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The reassuring splash on you arse cheeks ususally means a ghost shit has left your arse.
Can't stand snappers, you wipe these badboys for ages and use half a loo roll. 
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richc
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Feces that smell really bad are the result of the waste putrifying while staying in your system far longer than it should have. Generally speaking, the worse it smells, the longer it has been in your colon.
Feces that float are the result of undigested fats in your diet. If you don't absord and digest the fat you are consuming, and you pass it out of your body, the fat content of your feces will be higher than normal, causing it to float. Just like when people do hydrostatic weighing, or get in a pool for that matter -- fat people float, muscular or skinny people sink. The same with your feces.
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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
fat makes them float something i learnt from watching house
I looked this up and the medical consensus its this only happens if you have an underlying medical problem that prevents you from digesting fat.
My diet is high fibre and low fat so unless I shit all the fat out I dont think its fat
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richc
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Im full of shit
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Dave, your thost is supposed to float.
Consider youreself lucky and move on mate.
They are supposed to be like that? In that case toilets are designed all wrong!
It means you're at less risk of bowel cancer, obstruction etc etc.
Low density stools are far healthier short term and long term than lead lined crap. 
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richc
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http://www.ratemypoo.com/
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DannyB
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I took a pic of one the other day to send whittie as he sent me one randomly on msn he isnt lying about the sweetcorn 
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richc
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I took a pic of one the other day to send whittie as he sent me one randomly on msn he isnt lying about the sweetcorn
You pair have a shit relationship
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by richc
Im full of shit
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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Low density stools are far healthier short term and long term than lead lined crap.
all I know is my bombing runs are like super fast military missions, im in and out! But this whole flushing 3 or 4 times is getting me down.
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I took a pic of one the other day to send whittie as he sent me one randomly on msn he isnt lying about the sweetcorn
Work Warning.
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mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by richc
Im full of shit
this threads full of shit TBH
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