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Colin
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9th Aug 09 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Had a bit to drink last night and spewed all over the flat.

Thank fuck ive sold it tbh

Made jade throw up by suggesting she take her mind off it by licking my ass, been quite productive really.

Pic's?
Andrew
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I'd love to see pics of your arse Colin
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
I'd love to see pics of your arse Colin


Queer.

Jades arse pics needed colon.

[Edited on 09-08-2009 by Whittie]
JadeM
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9th Aug 09 at 21:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Colin has failed to mention the fact that he was sick over me in the shower this moning, which, in turn made me a bit queasy

Colin's suggestion to lick his ass was the icing on the cake for me!!! bleugh!
Tommy L
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Showering together, NICE
J da Silva
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Jade are you sure it wasn't the "ass'ing" on the cake?
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No, not showering together - I was enjoying a cold shower b'cos I was a little hungover when he came bursting through the toilet door, sat down on the loo (diahorea) then flung open the shower doors and spewed all over my feet

[Edited on 10-08-2009 by JadeM]
J da Silva
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TBH there is no better place to be vomitted on, because it's rinsed straight away and Colin's stomach acids don't etch into your skin. Hum.
BluKoo
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9th Aug 09 at 21:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Quality!
Ojc
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9th Aug 09 at 21:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"This is how we roll in Scotland"
ed
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LOLz
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
No, not showing together - I was enjoying a cold shower b'cos I was a little hungover when he came bursting through the toilet door, sat down on the loo (diahorea) then flung open the shower doors and spewed all over my feet


Banter
John G
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
"This is how we roll in Scotland"


willay
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10th Aug 09 at 06:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
No, not showing together - I was enjoying a cold shower b'cos I was a little hungover when he came bursting through the toilet door, sat down on the loo (diahorea) then flung open the shower doors and spewed all over my feet


JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
No, not showing together - I was enjoying a cold shower b'cos I was a little hungover when he came bursting through the toilet door, sat down on the loo (diahorea) then flung open the shower doors and spewed all over my feet




And TBH that was only half the story, bearing in mind he had already spewed all over the bedroom

The spew was floating all around my feet I was trying not to look at it while frantically trying to wash it down the plug hole Then he jokingly suggested I lick his ass to clean it... I took one look at him - started to heave and I also spewed all over the place

Sorry if I've put anyone of breakfast

[Edited on 10-08-2009 by JadeM]
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10th Aug 09 at 07:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What a loving relationship LOL
JadeM
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Haha we laughed about it all day yesterday (once we had semi recovered) but it was anything but funny at the time

God knows what the lesbo's downstairs think about us tbh, the walls are like paper and you can hear every word
Twiggy
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OMG best thread ever!
willay
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did you catch a look of his shitty bum?
andy1868
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Leighton
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Epic
mwg
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FPMSL what a legend
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
did you catch a look of his shitty bum?


Fortunately not Willay, the very thought of it was enough to set me off
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
FPMSL what a legend


Glad you think so...... I have to live with this 'legend'
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aYOM0oQ60k
that is the funniest story i have heard for ages

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