Root
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The starfish is itching real bad.
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Dom
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Root
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I'm not a dog, lol
and I don't have worms
[Edited on 14-08-2009 by Root]
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DannyB
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Wash it more often.
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sand-eel
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pick out the dangle berries.
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chloe16v
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have i just logged onto the wrong forum? i thought this was a corsa forum
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Root
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lol, I wipe my bum properly, not with sandpaper either, it's charmin, i think. Also it gets washed once a day but, this is unbearable
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mantamark
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Offday, for all your random needs
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DannyB
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Sharpie in pooper
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by cb87
have i just logged onto the wrong forum? i thought this was a corsa forum
have you not seen the other posts on here then? lol About how people waste time at work beign paid for having a poo, people talking about 'letting it fall out, takes longer'. >_< lol
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
pick out the dangle berries.
there are no 'clegnuts', lol.
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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by cb87
have i just logged onto the wrong forum? i thought this was a corsa forum
I can actually name at least four members who may quote that and have something to say
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Root
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loool. so any ideas guys? need some instant relief here
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IntaCepta
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wipe properly you dirty fool
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PaulW
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quote: Originally posted by Rootand I don't have worms
How do you know you don't have worms?? Have you wiped your arse with your finger and looked under a microscope for fragmented worm bits?? Most common cause for an itchy ring are worms!
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by PaulW
quote: Originally posted by Rootand I don't have worms
How do you know you don't have worms?? Have you wiped your arse with your finger and looked under a microscope for fragmented worm bits?? Most common cause for an itchy ring are worms!
Why would I wipe with my finger, lool. Fuck that
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CorsAsh
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You could have piles. Have you noticed any blood in your stools?
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adiohead
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try non-bio or a different detergent.
or try a different underpant fabric.
or pay the local tramp to rim you
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Cosmo
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Start being the giver and not the taker.
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
You could have piles. Have you noticed any blood in your stools?
No, and adiohead, I'll try different ones, thanks. Because the missus has bought some cheap shit lately tbh so I'll give that a go
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Ellis
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Too much sugar can cause an itchy ring so I was told. Whether it's true or not is another question though...
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JM Curdy
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talcum powder
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Bonney
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A bloody good scratch?
Also, Man who goes to bed with itchy ring, Wakes up with smelly finger. (Old chineese proverb)
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_Allan_
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Butt Plug?
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Liam B
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Copper grease? WD40? Vaseline?
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