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nathy_87
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just had a text off one of my girl mates come through asking if i would like a p.o.l.o?

wtf is a p.o.l.o?
mattk
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Picture Of Legs Open
DannyB
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Offering you a mint mate, it's a mating call.
Brett
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P.O.L.O.
Means; Pants Off Legs Open
Woman on phone; "I'm P.O.L.O., are you coming over?"
nathy_87
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thanks lads x3
mattk
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wow I wasnt far off, I had no clue at all
Tom G
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Fuking Result!! Go round!
Hammer
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Kids these days.
nathy_87
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thing is my car is off the road and like hell im walking 4 miles
Liam
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Get pic, and post it here. You owe us after that other thread
nathy_87
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I sure hell do, dont i
Tom G
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quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
thing is my car is off the road and like hell im walking 4 miles


Atleast get pics
mattk
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
thing is my car is off the road and like hell im walking 4 miles


get a taxi you tit, or a bus, or pinch a pushbike or find some roller blades or a skate board or summat!
C2RL R
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i'd pogo-stick the 4 miles using only my erection if i got a text like that...
CorsAsh
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
thing is my car is off the road and like hell im walking 4 miles


get a taxi you tit, or a bus, or pinch a pushbike or find some roller blades or a skate board or summat!
He'd have found a way if it was a lad texting.
nathy_87
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ash your a nob
CorsAsh
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And you're either a fag or a lying fag if you're not on your way yet.
mattk
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2nd Sep 09 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is right
Tom G
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User status: Online - If i was you i wouldnt be online right now
liamgallagher1994
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2nd Sep 09 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get it fingered
Craig P
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i'd pogo-stick the 4 miles using only my erection if i got a text like that...


Lawrah
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2nd Sep 09 at 23:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
omg thats ace, im so using that.
harrisp
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2nd Sep 09 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
omg thats ace, im so using that.


U2U'd with my number
liamgallagher1994
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2nd Sep 09 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
omg thats ace, im so using that.



Fancy using me Lawrah ?

Lawrah
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quote:
Originally posted by harrisp
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
omg thats ace, im so using that.


U2U'd with my number










Im waiting.

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