Kevxx
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Registered: 14th May 08
Location: Forfar, Angus
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http://www.scenestealer.co.uk/carwash/
tell those bitchs what to do!
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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Little bitches wouldnt go and cook my dinner
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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how random
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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Funnn
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Little bitches wouldnt go and cook my dinner
i put the same thing in,they wouldn't cook mine either
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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They won't do the Konga for me.
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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lick and suck are the same
repost btw but a good one
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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wash the wheels ends up one of them looking like a mongolian cat
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Ask them to get their pussy out
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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I told one of them to shit in a cup and the other two to lick it and they wouldnt
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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I told them to wash the car so one of them covered their tits in squirty cream
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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lol i asked them to change the oil, they came in with bikinis on and a starting oiling each other up
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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squeeze made me smile
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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minge = LOL
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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hahaha i just said clean the wheels and they came back on with bikinis and oil
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M2RTY
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Registered: 25th May 01
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100 points to anyone who can find the link to the burger king chicken guy
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M2RTY
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Registered: 25th May 01
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http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html
FPMSL how many years ago was this
+100
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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quote: Originally posted by pip308
minge = LOL
camel toe = double lol
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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I asked for dead chicken and he's still alive
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M2RTY
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Registered: 25th May 01
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Michael Jackson dance moves such as "moonwalk"
Throw Pillow
Riverdance
The "elephant"
Tango
Irish dance
The Robot
Lay egg
Walk Like an Egyptian
Yoga
Sleep
Rage
Dog
Fall
Can I eat you?
Squat
Peck Ground
Fight
Read a book from his bookcase.
Have a drink of water
Barrel roll
Begone
Golf Swing
Try to do a headstand
Hide
Leave
Sit
Spin
Do the YMCA
Fly
Handstand
Hula hoop
Cartwheel
Push-up
Electric Slide
Backflip
Turn off the lights
Sing
Die
Pee on the couch
Pee in the corner
Pray
Shakespeare
Shake that booty
Watch TV
Headbutt
March like a German Soldier
Swim
Kick an imaginary soccer ball.
Jump
Act like a dog
Puke
Fart
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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quote: Originally posted by LukeS
quote: Originally posted by pip308
minge = LOL
camel toe = double lol
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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pussy =
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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dance =
[Edited on 22-09-2009 by LukeS]
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Fuck the exhaust makes them jump in the back of the car
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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Shake = wish it was in hd
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