Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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She couldn't think of anywhere so I've said I'll surprise her . Need a night away Saturday night, budget 100-120 quid. Can't be a million miles away from South Yorkshire as its only 1 night so no where 100+ miles.
Failing that its looking like a night out in Sheffield and stopping somewhere as there is a night on we fancy but she works in Sheffield so it wouldn't be remotely special or diferent any any shape or form, but at least there is a back up.
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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RAPE.
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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Suprise sex would be better suited.
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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Arrange a local hotel. Go out for a nice meal.
Ask her to wait in the bar 5 minutes upon return to hotel (or if in hotel restaurant, say your going to the loo).
Buy lots of flower petals, roses are best. Hide in car or something, but effectivly, get your ass to the room, put all the petals all over the bed, some champaigne in an ice pot, some luuuurrrvin music playing.
Walk her into the room with her eyes closed, get some lurrrvin action going on. Maybe even treat her by going down on her 
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Maybe even treat her by going down on her
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
RAPE.
You old romantic, I'll get you one for Christmas.
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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I think lawah secretly wants a rape situation, in a bondage kinky kinda way, not actually for real of course.
I've noted this comment a few times 
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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I did think about bum rape being part of her present, after nearly 8 years and no brown wings I think i'd have a good defence if she did prosecute.
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lostboy
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Registered: 29th Jan 09
Location: Durham
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Take her to an abattoir, that will surprise her, but then she will start getting interested in how cows are killed, then she will want to take part in killing a cow, slitting its throat, O M G I'm so horny thinking about it! Best birthday present I ever got!
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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You can stay at my apartment for £100. Free if I can surprise her in the middle of the night.
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Take her to an abattoir, that will surprise her, but then she will start getting interested in how cows are killed, then she will want to take part in killing a cow, slitting its throat, O M G I'm so horny thinking about it! Best birthday present I ever got!
Too cheesy, not into cheesyness.
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lostboy
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Registered: 29th Jan 09
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Take her to an abattoir, that will surprise her, but then she will start getting interested in how cows are killed, then she will want to take part in killing a cow, slitting its throat, O M G I'm so horny thinking about it! Best birthday present I ever got!
Too cheesy, not into cheesyness.
Your loss.
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
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Originally posted by Carl
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Originally posted by lostboy
Take her to an abattoir, that will surprise her, but then she will start getting interested in how cows are killed, then she will want to take part in killing a cow, slitting its throat, O M G I'm so horny thinking about it! Best birthday present I ever got!
Too cheesy, not into cheesyness.
Your loss.
your strange lostboy
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Kick in the faff should catch her off guard.
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
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Sorted now, gone for the backup plan stopping next to Brammall lane of all places.
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lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Kick in the faff should catch her off guard.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Sorted now, gone for the backup plan stopping next to Brammall lane of all places.
your loss, my offer was better.
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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Dont give her fuck all. That would suprise her
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Carl switches the light on to find a clown lapping on his gf's muffter.
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Carl switches the light on to find a clown lapping on his gf's muffter.
I've seen them sort of clowns on sexcetra.
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ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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I'm taking my missus bungee jumping in a couple of week off Middlesbrough Transport Bridge as an early christmas present .
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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York.
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kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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Dump her.
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Dump her before pushing her off a bungee in York, while wearing a clown mask.
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sumner2k3
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Registered: 12th Jan 06
Location: South Wales Drives: Clio 172
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its also my misses birthday on saturday aswel, but we are just going out for a meal to a chinese restraunt
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