SetH
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Im a great believer in the psychology that parents can really mess you up by what they say or their actions. Goes halfway to explaining me, i think I found a book called pregnancy and birth when i was ten years old lol.... you get the picture.
Anyway the most twisted thing my old dear said to me is as follows:
I was a horny 14yr old lad, jacking off in my bedroom after school one day to a copy of "big ones".
My labrador was asleep on the otherside of the room minding his own business.
My mum comes in without knocking and I quickly pull my pants up and try to hide the double glossy spread of some 40yr old milf with H cups spread in front of me.
She looks at me with a look of pure evil on her face and the words that came out of her mouth were as follows:
"You are disgusting.... you know you can catch AIDS of dogs"
Then she walks off wtf????  that twisted shit screwed me up for life 
[Edited on 13-11-2009 by SetH]
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AndyKent
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FPMSL
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KingDoug
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Wait a sec, your mum assumed you were jacking off to the dog?
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SetH
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what kind of a twisted mum accuses her son of bumming the dog?? i mean wtf? the poor sod would just sleep in my room minding his own business. later on in life he`d do the same whilst i was pork swording a heffer.
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by KingDoug
Wait a sec, your mum assumed you were jacking off to the dog?
No she accused me of bumming it and said i would catch AIDS.
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Matt L
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not said just what i have seen  .
dads 50th birthday party, one of his friends decided it would be a good idea to buy him some of those necklace sweet thong things, he put it on (over his clothes) and now the point that i will have to drink to supress again tonight.... mum went down to eat some of them.
*runs off to vomit again*
[Edited on 13-11-2009 by Matt L]
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KingDoug
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Oh i see, this is even more disturbing. Do you not find that whilst having a little game of self pleasure with the dog in the room is a little off putting, I just worry they may be watching you.
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Fro
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- I hope you've set the record straight since? 
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jr
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Its a shame I can't actully belive this
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SetH
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Doug no it was good practice for my later porn career when youve got sound and lighting guys in the room with you
fro I might bring it up one day and embarass here and call her a sick fuck. Im pretty much unshockable, couldnt care what people think (as youve probably noticed) so no danger of showing myself up.
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Half Pint
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i suprised that she didn't steal your 'glossy' for the old man...
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dan-sport
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omfg
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Tomnova16
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seth every thread you make is a cracker
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Daimo B
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They said...
He's not your dad, Seth is....
Ruined my entire life...
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KingDoug
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I think you should set her straight, she needs to know she doesn't have a dog bummer in the family and then Thank her for making you so amusingly messed up 
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by KingDoug
Wait a sec, your mum assumed you were jacking off to the dog?
FPMSL
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Doug
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SetH have you actually done porn then? LOL
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a_j_mair
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
not said just what i have seen .
dads 50th birthday party, one of his friends decided it would be a good idea to buy him some of those necklace sweet thong things, he put it on (over his clothes) and now the point that i will have to drink to supress again tonight.... mum went down to eat some of them.
*runs off to vomit again*
[Edited on 13-11-2009 by Matt L]
that not really that bad
i remeber one of my mates once found a vibrator in my mums room and started chasing us around the house
Nothing my folks say or do really shocks me tbh
sure they have embarrassed me but thats bringing up storys of things i did when i was a lil un
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lostboy
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My mam told me she was infact my dad.
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Matt L
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still disgusting non the less and something i really wish i had never seen.
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Doug
SetH have you actually done porn then? LOL
Been modelling part time since 2006 bro.
I may have done some adult web content, you barstewards can search how you like, you wont find it
Have a photoshoot in a swanky bar on sunday with 3 female models 
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KingDoug
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Pics afterwards DEFO!
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Twiggy
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My wifes sister herd her mum and dad having a 3some
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Toby
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Originally posted by Twiggy
My wifes sister herd her mum and dad having a 3some
so would that not be your mother in law then? 
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Twiggy
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i say wife..... G/F
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