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Author An old customer of mine.....NSFW
1_Litre_Porsche_Beater
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23rd Nov 09 at 22:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was round a mates a while ago when another mentioned a site to go on and see what escorts were in our area. So I searched away only to find one of my old customers! Turns out she's a top escort/prossie in Kent! I used to find all sorts of skimpy underwear in the boot of her M3 convertible. She has a husband and 2 girls in secondary school too!

Anyway heres the link

DeliciousDion
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23rd Nov 09 at 22:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
An old customer of yours?

What is it you do?

Either way, it does look as though she loves crack.
IvIarkgraham
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and now you are her customer
Whittie
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol @ that website too...
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quote:
Originally posted by 1_Litre_Porsche_Beater
I used to find all sorts of skimpy underwear in the boot of her M3 convertible.


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That's a man surely And one hell of a dodgy boob job! Good body on her for her age though I guess?
1_Litre_Porsche_Beater
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I used to own a car valeting company, she was on our books for a few years. Face isn't all that but i'd be lieing if I said I never imagined doing her

She had this friend that would turn up when we were there, she was nice, her hairdresser she used to call her. Hmmmm wonder if she's in the same business
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who the fuck would even pay for that when you could get a better/younger version.
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd do her tbh.
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quote:

Frequently Asked Questions...

Q. Do you offer Deep Throat ?

A. I do offer a deep throat service. However, it is solely at my discretion after we have met.






[Edited on 23-11-2009 by jezza]
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quote:
Originally posted by jezza
quote:

Frequently Asked Questions...

Q. Do you offer Deep Throat ?

A. I do offer a deep throat service. However, it is solely at my discretion after we have met.






[Edited on 23-11-2009 by jezza]


Just incase Lex Steele turns up?
James
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jesus christ just looked at the pics.

Delicious Dion? She not heard of the trade descriptions act?
1_Litre_Porsche_Beater
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her prices are riduculous, I reckon she's pushing mid 40's aswell rather than 30odd that she claims on her site.
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quote:
Originally posted by James
Jesus christ just looked at the pics.

Delicious Dion? She not heard of the trade descriptions act?

James
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quote:
Originally posted by 1_Litre_Porsche_Beater
her prices are riduculous, I reckon she's pushing mid 40's aswell rather than 30odd that she claims on her site.


Pushing daisies more like it TBH
John
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
All joking aside, surely nobody would really think of touching that.
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bladdered, kebab hanging out of my mouth at 3am on a Saturday I'd probably give it a go.
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23rd Nov 09 at 23:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
kebab hanging out of my mouth


That you would have.
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"after many requests, we have both decided together and have two gang-bang parties on Thursday 26th November. The venue will be in Maidstone (just off the M20 motorway"

nice

"we’ll both be dressing to thrill and are looking forward to being a couple of cock-hungry sluts for a group of eager guys"

lucky guys

[Edited on 24-11-2009 by RS6]
kz
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24th Nov 09 at 00:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Enjoys:

Double Penetration
Face Sitting
Fisting
Fisting (giving)
Rimming
Rimming (receiving)
Snowballing
Watersports (Giving)

Classy
Cosmo
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24th Nov 09 at 01:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And you've touched this womans car? Where she no doubt offered 'extra' services.

Bet it looked like a painter's radio
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24th Nov 09 at 08:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
That's a man surely And one hell of a dodgy boob job! Good body on her for her age though I guess?


Not any more
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24th Nov 09 at 08:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice lady
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24th Nov 09 at 08:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
And you've touched this womans car? Where she no doubt offered 'extra' services.

Bet it looked like a painter's radio


LMFAO

Is she related to Rod Stewart out of interest?

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