SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Following shellehs request please find guide to HEFFER V1.3*
Please not the following is my own personal opinion and does not in anyway reflect the opinions of corsasport or its administration.
Size 0 = Fcuking disgusting
Size 6-8 = Bo Peep
Size 8-10 = PERT
Size 12 = Heffer has no classification for a 12, this is open to interpretation and thus is considered neutral
Size 14 = Light weight Moosepig
Size 16 = Moosepig
Size 16-18 = Light weight HEFFER
Size 18- 20 = Heavy weight HEFFER
Size 20 = UNIT
Size 22-24 = Dual UNIT
Size 26 + = JCB Industries heavy machinery penile enveloping device
* This guide is for humourous purposes only and any relation to actual persons living or dead is just well... bloody unlucky
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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i've had a couple of light weight heffers. i prefer pert.
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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Just had a in the office there mate
Unit always make me chuckle when talking about someones size
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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light weight heffers ftw
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strick206
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Wigan Drives:Integra DC5
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Only ventured into light weight heffer once, never again
PERT FTW
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Never had anything over a lightweight moosepig
The girlfriend is PERT
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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John you having lived son!!!
swinging udders FTW
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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FLOL!
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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never had anything over a pert.
i have gone down to the 0 end of the scale instead of the heffer end.
mrs is in the pert category too.
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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I don't find the 0 end attractive at all, id be scared incase i fucking broke her.
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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I am in the pert/neutral category. I'm happy with this.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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quote: Originally posted by johnhara1
I don't find the 0 end attractive at all, id be scared incase i fucking broke her.
was i the bo peep area then went anerexic
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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someone post a pic of a zero, i'm at work so don't want to search for it.
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
quote: Originally posted by johnhara1
I don't find the 0 end attractive at all, id be scared incase i fucking broke her.
was i the bo peep area then went anerexic
Sorry to hear that fella.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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fingers and lips were always blue. eeew
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
I am in the pert/neutral category. I'm happy with this.
youd make an awesome preggorz
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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Apparently my gf is Bo Peep
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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Ex started off a 0 when i met her then got to a 6/8 and then lost it all when she went to the states.
current gf is pert (I think dont actually know what size she actually is )
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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I prefer girls around 12/14 as long as they are in proportion and have the arse and tits for it!
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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They love it....
I know an 19yr old bo peep and went up to her when she was working behind the bar and made some manner of grunting sounds and was like... "hhmmmm yer id love to see you in a little bo peep outfit"... I just got back a shit load of squeaky girly laughter... yeah bet shes a squeaker son.
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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SetH you need to go preem mate!
[Edited on 04-12-2009 by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo]
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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size 0
clicky
edited for seth
[Edited on 04-12-2009 by chloe16v]
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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Nah thats not Size Zero thats size zerOHMYFUCKINGGOD.
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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jesus
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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WORK WARNING FFS!!! could you find closed
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