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ashleh
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12th Dec 09 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't know if this is real or not, but I laughed nonetheless.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
_Allan_
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12th Dec 09 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I laughed the MS pics but that's about it.
Clearly a troll post.
ashleh
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12th Dec 09 at 22:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Reminds me of the scene from dumb and dumber lol.
_Allan_
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Yeah, that wasn't real by the way also.
Twas a film
ashleh
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12th Dec 09 at 22:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
...duhhhhhhh .
But some poor guy has had to of had this happen or to the same kind of effect lmao.
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FPMSL
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Matty L
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Never laughed so hard at a fuckign thread.QUALITY
CORSA NUT
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12th Dec 09 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was literally crying reading that! PMSL
SetH
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12th Dec 09 at 23:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FLOLZ!!!!
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12th Dec 09 at 23:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That makes an amazingly funny read
antnee
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12th Dec 09 at 23:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol, but why didn't he just go to the toilet, wtf does he need a bottle?
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13th Dec 09 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
omg that is brilliant!

I did think about the bath, but was more thinking shitting on the toilet while aiming the bell end at the bath... To be honest I'd of just pissed on the floor and shat in the toilet and then cleaned up the piss

or got rid of the erection
chloe16v
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13th Dec 09 at 01:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
paul you are reading too much into it
Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
paul you are reading too much into it


I wrote it
Paul_J
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** disclaimer ** I did not write that post... despite it looking like an old school 'Paul J' style essay
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13th Dec 09 at 01:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fucking LOL, but seriously, who carries a bottle around to 'pee' into LMFAO
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quote:
Originally posted by X16joeXE
Fucking LOL, but seriously, who carries a bottle around to 'pee' into LMFAO


My thoughts
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13th Dec 09 at 10:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why dont u just sit on the bog...and force ur cock into the toilet. It will be pushing up and touching the bowl, but you can wash your cock later, job done
CORSA NUT
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Drug testing
ashleh
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quote:
Originally posted by richc
Why dont u just sit on the bog...and force ur cock into the toilet. It will be pushing up and touching the bowl, but you can wash your cock later, job done


Because its painful?
Marc
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13th Dec 09 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm so glad I decided against reading this at work today as I'm laughing my head off now!
Paul_J
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13th Dec 09 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
original thread here -> http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=532423

Not only is that for real.... the bloke who posts it is a fucking freak!

I looked around the forum and found that he posts youtube video's of his life ...

http://www.youtube.com/user/Malodrax#p/u/57/zrnGJiTOUoI

^^^ FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP (plus you see his pee bottles)


http://www.youtube.com/user/Malodrax#p/u/53/4LmViCnld4A

look how much he freaks out these women here

SERIAL KILLER

[Edited on 13-12-2009 by Paul_J]
DaveyLC
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13th Dec 09 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WHAT... THE... FUCK!?!?

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