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Ingham
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7th Jan 10 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lost my ONLY car key in the snow taking the dog for a walk. Also my house keys.
I was meant to get a spare, but I wanted to get disgusting instead.

Best course of action apart from search like fuck for the keys?
_Allan_
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7th Jan 10 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Search like fuck.
Jake
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7th Jan 10 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you wanted to do what instead?
Ingham
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7th Jan 10 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Helps.


Seen a full set of locks, key and ignition barrel on Ebay for £15.. maybe invest in those?
Ingham
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7th Jan 10 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jake
you wanted to do what instead?


Get disgusting/drink alcohol.
C2RL R
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7th Jan 10 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Ingham
Helps.


Seen a full set of locks, key and ignition barrel on Ebay for £15.. maybe invest in those?


yeah but you can't get in your house to use the internet you fucktard
Ingham
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7th Jan 10 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Ingham
Helps.


Seen a full set of locks, key and ignition barrel on Ebay for £15.. maybe invest in those?


yeah but you can't get in your house to use the internet you fucktard


No need. Now have a new house key.
Jamie-C
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7th Jan 10 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe he didn't lock the door or a family member has a key
andy1868
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7th Jan 10 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
maybe he has a wooden front door. my mates got locked out of their house the other day over the road. did they panic? no. if you barge their door in the right place is bows and opens without damaging anything
LukeS
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MarkSport
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metal detector + the route you took with dog = possible find
Jamie-C
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7th Jan 10 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats the same as our door Piece of crap! Anyone could break in, every house in our estate has one as well
LukeS
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Im coming to Ireland
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
maybe he has a wooden front door. my mates got locked out of their house the other day over the road. did they panic? no. if you barge their door in the right place is bows and opens without damaging anything


My ex's brother was smashed once, walked to his parents house (he had his own house like!), decided to kick the back door in as his key wouldnt work (it isnt your house thats why) and then went to sleep on the no kicked in door!
Ingham
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7th Jan 10 at 14:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Having trouble finding someone with a metal detector. Although everyone on my avenue is an old codger.. surely someone should have one.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
Im coming to Ireland


What is there to steal? Some potatoes and guinness?
andy1868
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7th Jan 10 at 14:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so just to clarify, your ex's brother smashed his parents back door in?
Ingham
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7th Jan 10 at 14:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
so just to clarify, your ex's brother smashed his parents back door in?


Sounds like something that goes on in Yorkshire.
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
Im coming to Ireland


Come to Poleglass, takes the police about an hour to get to your call
andy1868
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7th Jan 10 at 14:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or hesketh bank

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and yes, i know its supposed to be banks cosmo
LukeS
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7th Jan 10 at 14:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cosmo

Is that even a real place Jamie?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
so just to clarify, your ex's brother smashed his parents back door in?


Yes, just the once though so they werent left with a gaping hole for long and it was soon blocked up again.
andy1868
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thats good to hear
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
Cosmo

Is that even a real place Jamie?
Aye Its in West Belfast
LukeS
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7th Jan 10 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It sounds like a strip club

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