chloe16v
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is anyone watching this? if i was there midwife i would be telling the 20yo to get a fucking grip, it is not that bad at 2cm ffs  and the chink id be giving her a bloody slap, thinking that she is more important than every other person that is already in labour 
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adiohead
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my mum is laughing her head off at it! calling them pathetic
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ed
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That girl needs two bullets in between her eyes. Big ones.
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adiohead
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abortion, ftw
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ed
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Probably would have been for the best in her case. Not exactly the best gene pool there.
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Root
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not seen it, but the name of the programme is a bit...idk, disrespectful?
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J da Silva
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Gem was in labour for 9 hours with our first and that was a tricky sucker on the head jobby and she was in labour for 11 hours with our second which was all natural delivery and she rarely screamed tbh just the grunting of pushing and trying really hard, suppose everyone's different though.
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chloe16v
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my first was a c section, my second i didnt go into hospital until i was 6cm and yes i did scream and my 3rd i was induced thanks to my liver stopping working  only had gas an air and never made a sound 
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J da Silva
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Gem was induced second time round because the midwife didn't think she would carry the full term so we had him 3 weeks early, she's only a skinny little thing.
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
my first was a c section, my second i didnt go into hospital until i was 6cm and yes i did scream and my 3rd i was induced thanks to my liver stopping working only had gas an air and never made a sound
so the easy way out on two of the three occasions?
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chloe16v
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my first was 3 weeks early, she was breach an i started bleeding, she was only 5lb 8oz, a tiny little thing, you wouldnt think it to look at her now though, she looks so grown up  its my lad that anoys me the most, he really doesnt have an arse its just flat, an his stomach aswell so it is so hard to get clothes to fit him 
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chloe16v
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
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Originally posted by chloe16v
my first was a c section, my second i didnt go into hospital until i was 6cm and yes i did scream and my 3rd i was induced thanks to my liver stopping working only had gas an air and never made a sound
so the easy way out on two of the three occasions?
easy way out? on 2 occasions? please explain!
if you are refering to the c section, i would defo not say it is the easy way out for anyone, it is a major op! and then having to go through the pain of that op for weeks later, and having to be careful about everything you do even holding your own baby. trust me, i would much rather have a natural birth!!
an to be induced, it is usually worse than going into labour on your own as there are drugs making you contract, which is more painful and mothers and the unborn child usually get more stressed!!
you really have no idea do you
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adiohead
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i poo'd out something the size of a baby once.
hurt a little, i admit. i didn't need gas and air.
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J da Silva
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Did you graze yourself?
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SetH
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Originally posted by J da Silva
Gem was induced second time round because the midwife didn't think she would carry the full term so we had him 3 weeks early, she's only a skinny little thing.
You never shared the milky udder photos. I bet she was totally PERT with a perfect baby lump as well you meanie
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chloe16v
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Originally posted by adiohead
i poo'd out something the size of a baby once.
hurt a little, i admit. i didn't need gas and air.
did you have hours an hours of contractions first? because you do know that is the bit what hurts, not the fact that you are pushing something out, the pushing it just a tiny bit of the labour, the pain starts well before the pushing
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adiohead
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i poo'd out something the size of a baby once.
hurt a little, i admit. i didn't need gas and air.
did you have hours an hours of contractions first? because you do know that is the bit what hurts, not the fact that you are pushing something out, the pushing it just a tiny bit of the labour, the pain starts well before the pushing
yes i DID! took 30 hours. us men are strong
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
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Originally posted by adiohead
i poo'd out something the size of a baby once.
hurt a little, i admit. i didn't need gas and air.
did you have hours an hours of contractions first? because you do know that is the bit what hurts, not the fact that you are pushing something out, the pushing it just a tiny bit of the labour, the pain starts well before the pushing
Ive been fisted by a HEFFER Milf i shit you not thats more hardcore then pissy contractions 
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J da Silva
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Originally posted by SetH
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Originally posted by J da Silva
Gem was induced second time round because the midwife didn't think she would carry the full term so we had him 3 weeks early, she's only a skinny little thing.
You never shared the milky udder photos. I bet she was totally PERT with a perfect baby lump as well you meanie
TBH she looked hot pregnant, some women flurish and she certainly did. 
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SetH
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I know you have pics god dam it grrrrrr
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Ian
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Originally posted by jake
so the easy way out
Yeah piece of cake.
That's such a man thing to say.
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J da Silva
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Originally posted by SetH
I know you have pics god dam it grrrrrr
Tonnes.
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J da Silva
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Originally posted by Ian
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Originally posted by jake
so the easy way out
Yeah piece of cake.
That's such a man thing to say.
It was just bait tbh, I'm sure jake has a brain really, he seems a bit smarter than that.
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adiohead
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back in the times of early man, the cave woman would of had to of cooked the dinner straight after.
no gas, compressed air or drugs back then.
real women, tbh
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SetH
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Originally posted by J da Silva
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Originally posted by SetH
I know you have pics god dam it grrrrrr
Tonnes.
(In Arnold voice) "Dillion... you son of a bitch!"
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