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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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   23rd Mar 10 at 08:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Talk to me
GF-91
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23rd Mar 10 at 08:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Depends what 'line' is. But I could say hover given my luck I'd have explosive diorrhea [sp?] so I could just spray away.
Marc
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23rd Mar 10 at 08:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Line as in line the seat with toilet paper first.
GF-91
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23rd Mar 10 at 08:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ah, then line and hover it is. Line just in case you slip or get tired from hovering.
Daimo B
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im a shamefull shitter

I put bog roll across the bog seat. Don't trust no-one with their skanky aids.
Marc
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can't stand people that piss on the seat either, no need
Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Im a shamefull shitter

I put bog roll across the bog seat. Don't trust no-one with their skanky aids.

plus you dont sit on a cold seat.
DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lets be honest here for a second.. SHIT actually comes FROM your arse..

Do you really care if you get a bit of piss on it?
ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
Lets be honest here for a second.. SHIT actually comes FROM your arse..

Do you really care if you get a bit of piss on it?


someone else's piss tho! eww.

and you cant get aids from sitting on the shitter btw
DaveyLC
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
But shit comes out of your arse, then you smosh it about with some bog roll to "clean it", I'm no biologist but I'm pretty sure a few drips of piss wont really make any difference.
pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I wipe the seat clean before claiming the throne
GF-91
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
I wipe the seat clean before claiming the throne


pmsl.
taylorboosh
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i always piss on the seat, 21 years and im still a shit aim.........

and bareback for me, i like to go on after some1 else so its warm though
pow
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
TBH I generally try and not to shit anywhere in the public. I will at work and at home/others homes but not in public. I used to drive home from school to have a shit
Daimo B
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
But shit comes out of your arse, then you smosh it about with some bog roll to "clean it", I'm no biologist but I'm pretty sure a few drips of piss wont really make any difference.


So you sit in other peoples piss.

Nicccccccceeeeeeeeeeeee
DaveyLC
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If there are visible traces I'll wipe it up, but bog roll isnt exaclty an anti-bacterial wipe now is it! lol
Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bareback. Cant catch what you already have
noshua
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wipe the piss off then line it and sit. No point hovering if you've got that bad boy lined.

And Davey, there's nothin worse than sitting down and feeling your arse suddenly turn moist from some twat who doesn't wipe the toilet seat after they've been.
Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't shit at work and I use the disabled to piss and pick my nose.
DaveyLC
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Meh.. I'm going to be contraversial here but I think it should be mandatory to sit down to piss!

Its a WIN WIN situation, warm seats and no piss!
dhanson08
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im sure you would notice if the seat was covered in piss before you sat down
Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wipe then line, if its that badly covered in piss surely its best to hover!

Sitting on piss is just wrong!
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
I wipe the seat clean before claiming the throne
This, if im in public or visible traces of piss/poo
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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23rd Mar 10 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i go in right after the cleaner has been in. if i miss the window of opportunity then i hold it til i get home.
Corsa_Quadz
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23rd Mar 10 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gotta be a wipe down first, then a whole rolls worth to line the first thunder shit that comes out, cause 9 times out of 10 that bastard drags the soft cushioning, anti backsplash pad away with it, then the small nug drops and the smallest of drops splashes directly into your sphincter

I tend to leave my trophy of man-ness for the next person to see and dispose of

I also like to decorate the pan with well placed shit ridden turd sheets.........

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