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ChrisBoom
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27th Mar 10 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Friends Civic Type-R had a slight encounter with a big fuck off stag last night:



Deer 1 - Civic 0

Though saying that, the deer in question is in smithereens, so maybe call that a draw
Ben G
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what did he hit after the deer? thats a big impact
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oh and also, where is the exact location of said deer, fancy some for dinner tonight
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How did the car drive afterwards? How well was the stag walking?
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That was just the deer, it was fucking huge
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i've seen this type of inncident Not Nice!

Legs and guts flying all over and massive damage to a gay TT
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
How did the car drive afterwards? How well was the stag walking?


Car, he says it cut out right away and wouldnt start, turns out the battery is in bits. Stag, crippled. Didnt die on impact though
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how did the n/s door get dented? wing pushed back onto it?
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27th Mar 10 at 16:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

probably bent when the door was opened, shocked the deer didnt die straight away though, what a bastid thing to happen


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Was he on vtec?
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Could have been worse I suppose... imagine if it hit a lowered 106
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27th Mar 10 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sure it was a deer and not an elephant?
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thinking about it, lucky it was side on and not head/arse on would of gone through the screen


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Its definatly going to be written off, inner wing twisted, roof bashed, even bent a fucking engine mount. He was only doing about 40 as its a notorious spot for deer. Two of them ran out right in front of him, no change of stopping, hit the biggest one

Ill take a photo of it if its still there tomorrow, its fucking huge
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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisBoom
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
How did the car drive afterwards? How well was the stag walking?


Car, he says it cut out right away and wouldnt start, turns out the battery is in bits. Stag, crippled. Didnt die on impact though


Deffo a draw at least, probably verging on 1 - nil, to the car.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
what did he hit after the deer? thats a big impact


I've seen / heard of quite a few cars getting written off after hitting deer tbh! A mates dad flipped his car back in the 80's hitting one
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The body shop next to where I work had a two week old black Audi A3 turn up last year with some interesting adaptions including a couple of antler holes in the roof and atomised gut/flesh/bone/muscle/fur/etc upholstery, plus a big funking dent in roof and bonnet.

Needless to say, it was written off.

Two weeks old.

It was properly minging too.
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Pics of deer or this did not happen
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quote:
Originally posted by Ash_EP3
Could have been worse I suppose... imagine if it hit a lowered 106


TBH the 106 would have gone round it, they handle that well
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
The body shop next to where I work had a two week old black Audi A3 turn up last year with some interesting adaptions including a couple of antler holes in the roof and atomised gut/flesh/bone/muscle/fur/etc upholstery, plus a big funking dent in roof and bonnet.

Needless to say, it was written off.

Two weeks old.

It was properly minging too.
How gutted would you be?

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Theres probably at least one vehicle a week that you see in smithereens on this one half mile stretch of road, there's been campaigns for a deer fence, but nothings emerged.

Ill be passing the area on the way to work tonight, if its still there ill take pics. The tinks usually rob the carcass though
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thats some damage
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Massive damage.

Girl I knew at uni hit one in her new 172 (at the time) half of it came through the widscreen. Never seen anything like it!
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Massive damage.

Girl I knew at uni hit one in her new 172 (at the time) half of it came through the widscreen. Never seen anything like it!


My boss hit one in the exact same spot as the civic, the head ended up in the passenger seat, combo van, lucky no-one was in the passenger seat

Infact, all of our vans have been involved with deer, all 5 of them. Transit pickup has nailed 3 stags alone, 2 at the same corner as the above civic.

I nailed a roe deer in the land rover with the rail gear on front, not a mark on the land rover, destroyed the deer

Best (or maybe worst) one ive seen is an artic hiting (same corner again), it fucking vapourised, honestly, there was nothing left of it, just a dirty red patch on the road
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Madness aint it!

I didnt beleive her when she said it came throught the windscreen then I saw the pictures and was like holy f*ck

Wish I kept them in my hotmail now as it looked pretty butal

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