gravesy
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10790872
"He then breached this in December last year by bending over in front of his neighbours repeatedly."
Fucking busy bodies. If some old man wants to show his tea-towel holder off to the world who are we to stop him.
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Steve
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Saw on the news they were going to be abolishing ASBO's
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JadeM
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I have 1st hand experience of ASBO's  My mum was given a garden gnome that 'wolf whistled' if anyone approached it, our neighbours over the fence are fanny's ....... one day out the blue the council called 
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/NOBBY+GNOBBLED%3B+Council+called+in+to+get+rid+of+whistling+gnome.-a0134096959
TBH the woman from the council was pissing herself laughing, but had to act on the complaint
[Edited on 29-07-2010 by JadeM]
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Neo
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Jade !!
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JadeM
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Well TBH a letter had arrived a few days earlier saying there had been a 'noise complaint' and that someone would be calling. I'd had a BBQ the Sunday before, mum jumped the gun and thought me and my mates had been running riot causing a disturbance when she was away she was going mental at me ..... Turned out it was just wee Nobby 
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Daimo B
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I take it your mother no longer gets on with the miserable old fart next door?
Egg their house.
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JadeM
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I take it your mother no longer gets on with the miserable old fart next door?
Egg their house.
Don't even go there ......... I could write a book
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Norcy91
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My mates neighbour tried getting us one a few years ago (when we were about 14) for playing football on his street... According to the police who came to visit my mates parents, we were terrorising them somehow... Didn't realise a football a two 14 year old lads could intimidate a rather large man haha
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3CorsaMeal
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i would hate your mum for that Jade, no wonder they complained, i would of just sneaked into your garden and stolen it then disposed of it tbh.
i mean how inconsiderate can people get, a whistling gnome 
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N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by Norcy91
My mates neighbour tried getting us one a few years ago (when we were about 14) for playing football on his street... According to the police who came to visit my mates parents, we were terrorising them somehow... Didn't realise a football a two 14 year old lads could intimidate a rather large man haha
Same thing happend to me when I was 14
Instead of calling the cops or council though, he went and spoke to my folks who thought he was a right knob. The problem supposedly was the noise of the ball bouncing off the ground. That old badger has since called the council about me playing loud music in my car and has also moaned to me about it.
I can't wait til the grumpy old fuck dies.
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nathy_87
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tbf, if your mum wanted to keep the Gnome, why idnt she just tkae the batteries out and use them for something else.
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gravesy
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tbf, if your mum wanted to keep the Gnome, why idnt she just tkae the batteries out and use them for something else.
Fuck that. I'd have put in a 90dB sounder to make sure the deaf old badger of a neighbour really heard it.
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JadeM
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I know, looking back mum should have refused to moved it ... just to see what the Council 's next move would have been !! They offered her the chance to remove it, but said if she didn't an ASBO would be served  Would have been interesting to see if they would have carried that through!
Hmmmm there's a thought a new Nobby just to shit stir ............
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Graham88
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It would almost be worth buying a hundred of the Gnomes, placing them in a semi circle outside their front door so as soon as they opened the door you get the most deafening wolf whistle, gotta be worth £250 on You've Been Framed if you film it
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JaffaTB
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quote:
Originally posted by Norcy91
My mates neighbour tried getting us one a few years ago (when we were about 14) for playing football on his street... According to the police who came to visit my mates parents, we were terrorising them somehow... Didn't realise a football a two 14 year old lads could intimidate a rather large man haha
thats one thing i really hate, kids playing with footballs around my car parked on the road, go and play on some fields you little shits!
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by JaffaTB
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Originally posted by Norcy91
My mates neighbour tried getting us one a few years ago (when we were about 14) for playing football on his street... According to the police who came to visit my mates parents, we were terrorising them somehow... Didn't realise a football a two 14 year old lads could intimidate a rather large man haha
thats one thing i really hate, kids playing with footballs around my car parked on the road, go and play on some fields you little shits!
Bore off grandad.
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JaffaTB
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so you would let them kick the ball at your car numerous times then?
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Norcy91
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Its not like we were playing near their car though... they have massive front gardens on their street, where their drive is ridiculously long, you'd have to be wayne rooney to be able to hit their car.. most of the time we werent even outside their house with the ball... I get well pissed off when the kids on my street play football outside my house, mainly because my car constantly gets hit, but thats because mines right next to the road
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by JaffaTB
so you would let them kick the ball at your car numerous times then?
Playing with footballs around your car or kicking the ball at your car?
2 different things.
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Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by JaffaTB
so you would let them kick the ball at your car numerous times then?
Playing with footballs around your car or kicking the ball at your car?
2 different things.
I hope the kids in your area kick YOU into YOUR car to be honest you fucking boring twat. 
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JaffaTB
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Whats boring about not wanting little shits playing football bang at the side of a load of parked cars, with the ball hitting each car and the kids running into them putting their greasy fingerprints all over them?
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Hammer
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quote:
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Originally posted by Hammer
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so you would let them kick the ball at your car numerous times then?
Playing with footballs around your car or kicking the ball at your car?
2 different things.
I hope the kids in your area kick YOU into YOUR car to be honest you fucking boring twat.
I fuck the kids in my area, they won't come anywhere near my car
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
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Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by JaffaTB
so you would let them kick the ball at your car numerous times then?
Playing with footballs around your car or kicking the ball at your car?
2 different things.
I hope the kids in your area kick YOU into YOUR car to be honest you fucking boring twat.
I fuck the kids in my area, they won't come anywhere near my car
Tbh you cant help it you're only doing what happened to you
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