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Kerry
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
as above
Trotty
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'ello Kerry - what's up?

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Kerry
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
note ive changed me av to a not smiling picture
SueTelf
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Location: Doncaster
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i wil cheer u up hun, anyway poss
AndyW
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kerry... smile
Adam_B
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=57028
Trotty
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ nova17 - full marks for effort mate

Adam_B - that's a class pressie!

Kerry - not

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SueTelf
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u feelin beta?
Kerry
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no
SueTelf
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well cheer up, and stop letting it bother u........and u no why!!!
Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hey hun whats up?
James
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Location: Surrey
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i know what will cheer you up....
SueTelf
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Location: Doncaster
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she asked me to go down on her and i wudnt so shes got tit on...
Adam_B
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Location: Lancashire
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.



Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.



Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.



Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.



Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.



Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.



Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.



Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.



Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.



Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration



Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.



Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.



Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard



Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.



Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?!
A: 45 minutes



Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.


Trotty
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.




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Kerry
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
aw ure all so nice fanks
Lynny
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Q. What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
A. A Scrotum Pole
Mav 3000
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Registered: 16th Aug 01
Location: Leicestershire
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Eat loads of sugar - have a sugar riush - always fun. I ate a whole bar of Galaxy chocolate this afternoon as I was stuck in doing my dissertation and ended up playing the theme tune to Jim'll Fix it stupidly loud!

My lifes not the best right now, but Jim helped me this afternoon.
Kerry
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ok first person to bring me a choccy bar wins a prize
bcocky
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Location: irvine, on west of scotland
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23rd Mar 03 at 20:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
damn, but im soooo far away, thats no fair
stubs
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23rd Mar 03 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
note ive changed me av to a not smiling picture


Yeah but you've still not changed your location...

Cheer up gal, oh & get your lazy ass to the shop if you want chocky!
Adam_B
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23rd Mar 03 at 21:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ive already got a pencil pig............
AndyW
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23rd Mar 03 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
i know what will cheer you up....



ok once again thats not me. n kerry knows its not.

keep trying
Mav 3000
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23rd Mar 03 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get some Ben and Jerry's Kerry - apparently all girls like icecream.
BabyBlade
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23rd Mar 03 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that any good

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