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Daveskater
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Tomorrow is the last day of freedom before our boss comes back from holiday on monday so i'm thinking about playing a couple of practical jokes on the other lads. Sticking the button down on the phone so it still rings when you pick it up, that sort of thing.

Any ideas?

Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

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N3CRO
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Just bum them Dave, ya knows ya wants to
Daveskater
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I don't think they'll find it funny a second time.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Replace the sugar with salt in the canteen, undo the swivell chairs, smear peanut butter under desks on the edge, glue the phone receiver to the holder.
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
I don't think they'll find it funny a second time.


Nopes but they might enjoy it
Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Replace the sugar with salt in the canteen, undo the swivell chairs, smear peanut butter under desks on the edge, glue the phone receiver to the holder.
We have sugar packets (plus these guys don't have sugar/don't drink tea), the chairs don't undo and I don't understand the peanut butter Just for the Lolz? It's all a game I suppose...

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Ben D
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Washing up liquid in the kettle
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swap coffee for gravy granuals
Daveskater
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Coffee for gravy would be awesome Shame only our boss drinks coffee

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
stu_c
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shoe polish on the reciever

swap all keys round on the keyboard
DaveyLC
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Gift wrap EVERYTHING on his desk, even the things in the drawers and then gift wrap the whole desk..

Or buy some jelly and some big plastic tubs.. Set his mouse and keyboard in Jelly and put it back on the desk.
DaveyLC
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Daveskater
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If I had the time and enough wrapping paper I would SO be on that right now

Might swap some keys in a bit Cheers for that one

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
mike56gte
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super glue all the pen lids on
Daveskater
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This is as far as my imagination goes



Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
pow
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They keyboard is MINGING
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http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
They keyboard is MINGING


THEY = That

Generally sloppy, E-, see me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
This is as far as my imagination goes



No Balls..
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Clean the keyboard for a laugh, he'll think it's someone else's
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delete systems 32 for them.

give them some extra memory space
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or sneakily attach a massive magnet underneath their desk. so when they try to pick up the laptop it becomes really heavy. . . .























































































. . . . might lose some data, but no biggie
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by pow
They keyboard is MINGING


THEY = That

Generally sloppy, E-, see me.


I'm working, I think I'm excused
Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
This is as far as my imagination goes

http://a.imageshack.us/img189/6159/dscn3378y.jpg


No Balls..
I couldn't think of many words where you don't repeat letters

He's not come back to the office today so it'll be a nice surprise on Monday

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Brett
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I used to love putting a piece of sticky tape over people's optic mice, confuses them no end.

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