Steve
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Can any tell me the exact thought process that goes on in these peoples minds.
Ok there was the kids at school that done a turd in the showers then the PE block would get closed for the rest of the day whilst it was rectified, but that was done basically because they were kids and it was funny.
But we had one at work.
Someone decides to go into the unisex toilet at work, a small toilet with a basin, then fill up the toilet with there excrement and proceed in wiping it all up the walls, and spreading it around the floor, toilet tissue everywhere, blocking up the pan.
These are grown people, noone was under early twenties in our work, so can anyone explain what goes through a grown mans or womens mind to go into a water closet at there place of work to basically wipe there shit all over the walls and floor.
Would this have been something that was planned the moment they woke up that morning? or was it more spur of the moment? maybe its a turn on?
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chr15barn3s
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Sounds like someone is mentally unstable!
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LeeM
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it was you really wasnt it steve
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AlunJ
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You'd be amazed how many of the loving public do this to the public toilets at my work... does make you wonder
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DaveyLC
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You must work in a lovely place!
Maybe someone is feeling slightly disgruntled?
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mwg
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quote: Originally posted by LeeM
it was you really wasnt it steve
my 1st thoughts were this sounds like something Steve would do
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Steve
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quote: Originally posted by DaveyLC
You must work in a lovely place!
Maybe someone is feeling slightly disgruntled?
thats the thing, its completely untypical of the type of people that work there and the type of place it is, its an IT Support company, hardly what you would imagine employs the dregs of society
i reckon it was one of the temps
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AndyKent
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Slightly less extreme, but I only work in a small office, maybe 20 people in the building, and the amount of times I've gone onto the toilets to find a floater left in the bog is amazing.
I mean, do people not take a look when they've flushed to make sure everything as gone or do they not care?
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Tomnova16
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thats just fookin nasty
a customer of mine had a shit in my toilet, the smell was that bad i could smell it in the wokshop
couple hurs later i went to the toilet and the bigges fucking turd was sticking out the water
i flushed it about 1000000 times but didnt work, had to attack it with the bog brush, absolutly disgusting.
Rich H was there, i tried paying him to clean it bu he wouldn't
[Edited on 07-09-2010 by Tomnova16]
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mwg
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well you should know you cant polish a turd Tom
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BarnshaW
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
thats just fookin nasty
a customer of mine had a shit in my toilet, the smell was that bad i could smell it in the wokshop
couple hurs later i went to the toilet and the bigges fucking turd was sticking out the water
i flushed it about 1000000 times but didnt work, had to attack it with the bog brush, absolutly disgusting.
Rich H was there, i tried paying him to clean it bu he wouldn't
[Edited on 07-09-2010 by Tomnova16]
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Marc
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People shat on the floor and in the urinals at one of my old jobs.
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mwg
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Someone blocked the disabled toilet at work with a turd then I think they must of been trying so hard to flush it that they broke the flush. Then they just did one and didn't say anything to anyone and left it sat there stinking. I think it was the short fat scouser that did it
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Demo
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someone shat on the floor in one of the cubicles in work a few weeks back
i cant understand what was going through that persons head when they curled one out on the floor literally inches from the actual toilet basin
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Ojc
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I know for a fact it was Luigi.
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Marc
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quote: Originally posted by mwg
Someone blocked the disabled toilet at work with a turd then I think they must of been trying so hard to flush it that they broke the flush. Then they just did one and didn't say anything to anyone and left it sat there stinking. I think it was the short fat scouser that did it
You work with Cosmo?
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Recaro1
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Maybe it was the black man who had shit in the field infront of your house. You know, the one you watched...
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mattk
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my mate had a shit in the pool in malia when we went in july
funniest thing Ive ever seen
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Steve its you, its your schizophrenia causing you to forget.
Everyone has to put up with you two....
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RichR
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We have aScottish guy who openly admits he goes for a shit 3 times a day and knocks one off at the same time; now I'm inclined to believe him, but we've decided he does it sitting, keks round his ankles and looking down the barrel of a loaded gun, as he always comes out rubbing his eyes!! I now use the women's
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Jambo
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Mrs Jambo works in facilities for a large American medical company. She's the one who manages toilet cleaners etc she often has complaints from them that certain things are not in their job description to clean. There is someone at her work (90% women) who basically just suits on the toilet floor
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Jambo
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And Tom
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quote: Originally posted by mwg
well you should know you cant polish a turd Tom
no, but you can pull out the sweetcorn
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DannyB
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I thought this was going to be a thread about ghost shits, they're the worst.
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Steve
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ru u a men
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