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Author APRIL FOOLS: I need help
Shelly
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Anyone got any ideas of a good April Fool?

Need to get my fella with one...

He's still in bed at the mo, but should be up anytime.

Quick peeps!
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run in and shout the house has been burgled. thats what i did to ma dad at 6:30 this morning
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slight problem... he 50 miles away from me at the moment!
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phone him crying and tell him your house has been burgled then
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tell him you are pregnant from another guy
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Send him a text - tell him he's been dumped.
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Preggers would be quality!
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yeah, deffo the pregnant one
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tell him you want to shag him and his best mate at the same time
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i dont think he'd be gutted if i said i was preggers though...
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if you go with the peggers one tell him the father is not him you think it was his best mate
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tell him your in bed with another women
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u want him to be gutted.

fine, tell him u have been secrectly tested a couple of weeks ago, you jsut got the results this morning and you have aids and you think he should be tested.

that's guttin.
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thats really horrible.
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Tell him that, u have got a new job in new zealand and wanna move out there
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
thats really horrible.


he'd be gutted tho right?
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Tell him your hair has fallen out after washing it.

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Or you dropped superglue on your pussy and you wont be able to have sex for weeeeeeks!!
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tell him u used to be a man
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
u want him to be gutted.

fine, tell him u have been secrectly tested a couple of weeks ago, you jsut got the results this morning and you have aids and you think he should be tested.

that's guttin.


thats as fcuk. Tell him his best mate should be tested to
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or his dad.
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and tell him you want to pass the aids to his mum too
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