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Skylined

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9th Mar 11 at 19:08

Remember the thread ages ago where people argued about whether they wipe standing up or sitting down

So, select what you currently do on the poll AND try doing the other option next time you drop the kids off.

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Ben G

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9th Mar 11 at 19:10

sitting down.

if you stand up and still have a turtle head, then you'll get shit on your arse beard.

Tommy L

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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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9th Mar 11 at 19:11

Sitting.

Not taking the risk with standing up.

Jake

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9th Mar 11 at 19:11

i imagine keyhole surgery would be alot easier sitting down

Ben J

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9th Mar 11 at 19:11

Trimmed arse beard ftw.

Half Pint

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9th Mar 11 at 19:11

How the fuck can you wipe standing for the obvious reason, you can't get the ring clean enough?

Ben J

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9th Mar 11 at 19:13

I sit.

Bonney

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9th Mar 11 at 20:03

Tried it standing up and nearly fell into the bath, Not trying that again!

Ben G

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9th Mar 11 at 20:07

what about squatting?

Ben J

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9th Mar 11 at 20:15

Female chink staff were doing that at one of the hotels I worked at. The non chink female staff were kicking off about the footprints on the toilet seats. Took us ages to work out why they were appearing. It seems it's what they do in oriental countries.

Whittie

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9th Mar 11 at 20:17

I seriously need to trim or shave my arse hairs, might look into hair removal cream. Keep getting bits of poo stuck there, I don't think my wiping method is very good.

Nath

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9th Mar 11 at 20:18

FLOL @ almost every comment in this thread

Ben J

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9th Mar 11 at 20:19

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I seriously need to trim or shave my arse hairs, might look into hair removal cream. Keep getting bits of poo stuck there, I don't think my wiping method is very good.

I had this prob. Was like shittting through a sieve.

Get my missus to trim my crack now lol #wivesftw

Whittie

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9th Mar 11 at 20:20

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I seriously need to trim or shave my arse hairs, might look into hair removal cream. Keep getting bits of poo stuck there, I don't think my wiping method is very good.

I had this prob. Was like shittting through a sieve.

Get my missus to trim my crack now lol #wivesftw

I no longer have a bird, which is why it's gone as bushy as a hobo's face. Maybe I can borrow your wife sometime...

dave-SRI

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9th Mar 11 at 20:22

i stand as i have always thought if you sit you will get shite nuts

Ben J

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9th Mar 11 at 20:24

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I seriously need to trim or shave my arse hairs, might look into hair removal cream. Keep getting bits of poo stuck there, I don't think my wiping method is very good.

I had this prob. Was like shittting through a sieve.

Get my missus to trim my crack now lol #wivesftw

I no longer have a bird, which is why it's gone as bushy as a hobo's face. Maybe I can borrow your wife sometime...

No probs....she doesn't appreciate if you fart as she's doing it tho...

Mertin

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10th Mar 11 at 00:33

I have an extremely hairy rear, starts at my lower back and then continues down my arse, thighs, legs etc

Simon

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10th Mar 11 at 00:36

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I seriously need to trim or shave my arse hairs, might look into hair removal cream. Keep getting bits of poo stuck there, I don't think my wiping method is very good.

I had this prob. Was like shittting through a sieve.

Get my missus to trim my crack now lol #wivesftw

I no longer have a bird, which is why it's gone as bushy as a hobo's face. Maybe I can borrow your wife sometime...

This is the problem with shaving that one spontaneous time, haunts you for life

Jules S

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10th Mar 11 at 00:49

For all the people who wipe sat down.

I'm going to do a section through a toilet with a person sat on it tomorrow

How you reach around you dick/balls and clean up is mystery to me lol

Simon

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10th Mar 11 at 01:23

I just stick a square of tissue on the end of my knob and swing it backwards

Ronson

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10th Mar 11 at 01:24

quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
For all the people who wipe sat down.

I'm going to do a section through a toilet with a person sat on it tomorrow

How you reach around you dick/balls and clean up is mystery to me lol

Ditto that, unless the sitting is meant more as a squat which is what I do, just raise your arse off the seat a few inches and wipe away.

The important thing is, which way do you wipe? Do you like shit on your balls, a brown streak up your coccyx or do you finger your brown blinker?

JordanR

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10th Mar 11 at 07:22

at this thread! But I sit

Ben J

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10th Mar 11 at 07:25

If you sit, obviously you need to lean to one sideand lift a cheek up. You can't go in from front.

VegasPhil

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10th Mar 11 at 07:45

I ONLY learnt about the sitting down method from CS. All my life I used to stand.

Now I use a mixture of the 2 methods!

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold

Ben J

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10th Mar 11 at 07:56

Actually, just done some research and I sit, but lean forward and go in from the rear.

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