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Jed D
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11th Apr 11 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

grrr, on my way home from a mates today, had the bairn in the back and she'd just fell asleep bless her. got into my village, bottom of the hill theres about 4 sets of speed bumps that are like island ones but go diagonal across the road, if you get what i mean (pain in the arse)
i noticed a car coming the other way at the last bump (the one were I've got to go diagonal across the road to get over it ok) i thought ah, the bairns fast asleep i'll just stop for a few seconds til the car going the otherway passes and i can go on that side of the road to get over.
the impationt cow behind me in he big Toyota started blasting her horn. grrr, whats she want me to do, smash my manifold and scare the shite out the bairn.

i stopped the car and got out, the fear on here face was immense. haha, thought i best get back in or she'll think im a murderer or something


anyone have any problems like this near there area?
Cole
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11th Apr 11 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Simple solution to that raise the car up the woman behind would not of known you would break your manifold it was your choice to lower your car live with it
SR91
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11th Apr 11 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Whats a bairn? Gf? Dog? Baby? All 3?
s4k1b
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11th Apr 11 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cole
Simple solution to that raise the car up the woman behind would not of known you would break your manifold it was your choice to lower your car live with it


harsh.
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quote:
Originally posted by s4k1b
quote:
Originally posted by Cole
Simple solution to that raise the car up the woman behind would not of known you would break your manifold it was your choice to lower your car live with it


harsh.


No not really, if you have a lowered car then you have to expect people being like this.
To be honest if someone just stopped in the road in front of me I would be using my horn.
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11th Apr 11 at 16:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SR91
Whats a bairn? Gf? Dog? Baby? All 3?



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Jed D
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11th Apr 11 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Darryl H
quote:
Originally posted by SR91
Whats a bairn? Gf? Dog? Baby? All 3?



the bairn, the little-un, my daughter, little girl, 2 year old human

sorry im from north east
s4k1b
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryl H
quote:
Originally posted by SR91
Whats a bairn? Gf? Dog? Baby? mum? All 4?



harsh.
Cole
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quote:
Originally posted by s4k1b
quote:
Originally posted by Cole
Simple solution to that raise the car up the woman behind would not of known you would break your manifold it was your choice to lower your car live with it


harsh.


but fair
youngsezer
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11th Apr 11 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah i agree tbh, i'm surprised i dont get hassle because i slow right down to go over bumps otherwise my exhaust hits atm
Cole
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11th Apr 11 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thing is your supposed to slow down for them thats why they are there
youngsezer
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11th Apr 11 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah obviously but i mean i slow down to like 10mph in first gear, my other half bounces over them does my head in
s4k1b
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11th Apr 11 at 16:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

drive on the kerb.
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11th Apr 11 at 16:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by s4k1b
drive on the kerb.


I used to do that on the road going into my old college until I got reported for dangerous driving to the head I could have killed someone apparently (going about 3mph)
s4k1b
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i was actually jokin lol
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quote:
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i was actually jokin lol


oh
Li4M
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11th Apr 11 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it makes me laugh when people sit on my back bumper when i'm slowing down for speedbumps trying to piss me off then i just sit at 5mph after the speedbumps
JaffaTB
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i have to go at 5mph over them too lol, always a big queue behind me if i go down a road with humps on, always go an alternate way now even if it means a longer route
Jed D
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11th Apr 11 at 18:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its mint when you got a queue waiting behind you then after the bumps you let it go a bit and they not touching your back bumper no more. hahaha, only when the kid isnt in
Li4M
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11th Apr 11 at 18:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well my cars not lowered but i just hate about braking my neck with the corsa's stupidly bouncy suspension
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11th Apr 11 at 20:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by s4k1b
quote:
Originally posted by Cole
Simple solution to that raise the car up the woman behind would not of known you would break your manifold it was your choice to lower your car live with it
harsh.
Reality tbh.


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Daveskater
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11th Apr 11 at 20:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by s4k1b
quote:
Originally posted by Darryl H
quote:
Originally posted by SR91
Whats a bairn? Gf? Dog? Baby? mum? All 4?

harsh.
And again, I had no idea what you meant. Not everyone here is northern so unless you try and use words everyone would know (daughter is a good start) then you can't expect to be understood universally.

[Edited on 11-04-2011 by Daveskater]


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Jed D
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11th Apr 11 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sorry iv never been to Oxford in my life


got plenty of your uni rejects up here though

[Edited on 11-04-2011 by JedDy]
AlunJ
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11th Apr 11 at 20:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dave's on the bandwagon
Jed D
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do they sell cheesy chips near you??, just iv heard thats a certain area thing too

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